honestly just assume the internet in MoM is flooded with far away and blurry pics of naked Sam Merlotte
they are probably not a terribly big deal at this point
Baelish would scrutinize Rincewind pics.
lmao I was also going to say that everyone has already seen Sam nudes. So he has to step it up to be more impressive.
nudes of Rincewind would be like finding a unicorn, because that man doesn't even like to have his shirt off. If he were to go swimming, he'd go in like ridiculous 50s swimwear that's basically a jumpsuit
wizards don't like showing skin in general, and Rincewind also has a pretty scarred back
haha, yes. Sam posing with a rose between his teeth, on a fur rug
Not even a very heavily intoxicated Rincewind would take off his clothes?
use sam's blurry photos in a fake grindr account

oh lord
hoshizoku: oh intoxicated and lightly peer-pressured, probably
Sam someone sent these to me on bwitter how do I delete it please help
they're not even good quality it's just sad
Jeffs probably the one taking them of naked rincewind lbh. Such a rare occasion must be immortalised
it's probably naked Rincewind trying to wrestle his bath towel back from the Luggage
like a more risque Coppertone ad
i am honored to have a charactr who has seen rincewind without a shirt
Jorah is truly a blessed man

which Westworld character is this?
will would show them to april
march would show them to countess
viserys would put them in public restrooms
thats fords friend from the basement
he doesn't get the full grasp of it it just feels appropriate
I'm sure they drink together sometimes
I want a Rincewind/Viserys fight sometime
the only person in MoM he could take.
give rincewind a power trip
jon already knocked out a tooth
he's a scrappy little street fighter.
send her own nudes so they're even
Jeff can pick which nudes
oh man I have a Friday night off at home alone what am I even gonna do
that is a definite eventuality