April plotting & commentary
gonna try and focus on logs tonight, herewego
Rincewind has a hospital run-in (and run-away-from) set for April, but nothing solid past that. Sam has some threads from the last plotting post I need to follow up on, but is otherwise just tending bar
aww them rincewind pics
I love how they drew Luggage
it's chubby lil legs
meee
dany and sam pls
yesssss yes that was one I wanted to follow up on. maybe something with seeing if her draggo likes the area enough for her to consider looking into purchasing?
and/or just having Drogon illegally squat there, 'cause fuck it, he's a dragon, what're they gonna do
he is one hundred percent going to squat there
fantastic
dany like mm /gathers paperwork a little faster
but yes lets that first thing and assume that second thing
jorah is there testing the water
making sure it's fit for Dany, of course. Only reason.
yes
does he test out everything for her first, is Sam's question
i mean
that is targaryen tradition
jorah doesn't seem like the giving sort
but i'm sure he takes it like a champ
the look of a man who has taken some shit
true tho
and Sam just wants to respect whatever process they've got set up here
au where sam is a merchant selling his wares and jorah must sample them
but did sam take an arrow to the knee
only the highest quality wares
also his name is sam harlotte
oh DAMN i'm having chilton use that
hahahaha
something new to change his name to in his phone
although nothing will ever quite top "Shifty Bitch"
game canon: chilton has a list of sam-oriented insults that he writes down and adds to every now and again
Is Sam ready to talk about these wack-ass discrepancies yet? I imagine so far there's been a lot of awkward going on at the restaurant 
is it kept in the same notebook as Chilton's revenge doodles and fanfic ideas?
is that really a thing and can mib find it
hkmmurph: there probably has been, although Sam has also probably turned to his favorite past time: ignoring that the problem exists
All time reigning champ of ignoring the elephant in the room until it crushes your fridge
or he beats the elephant to death in the middle of a lunch shift while people watch in horrified silence
Sam u seem tense 
how chilton describes sam
oh great i literally choked on my own laughter
that's not karma that's a medical issue
but why the kneecaps
hahaha
because chilton
kneeds sam
yes
perfect scene
jorah wont ask him about his back scars if he doesnt ask about his scaly arm
viserys won't ask about either
thanks viserys
Rincewind appreciates that.
...But scaly arm asking will probably still happen.
it's not his fault jorah can't control his temper
because of course it will
greyscale is probably not that weird to rincewind i guess
as soon as he finds out that's what it's called he's going to think Jorah's turning into a reptile.
He may or may not voice that, but he's going to wonder.
maybe then dany would love him
at least she'd let him on her titties
heading out to lunch now, a proper return to tags to follow
not one
look hannibal is here and he's stressing
just IMAGINE how he would be post-s3
I can't even picture it
He'd be handing out burns left and right
it's a good thing they don't have these little chats in person
why what would sam put his mouth on
that's how sam fights meanies right
after some fisting
i see
if you ever want a little in-person roughing up, I could really see it happening
How would Sam feel if he knew Chilton's future tho
probably give Will the long side-eye
HAHA
A GOOD REACTION
i read that as "give Will the high-five" and i was real indignant
like wow not just a high-five but THE high-five wow
hahaha no
but yeah sam is always allowed to beat chilton up
he has like, a running tab
Or I guess 
is more fittinf
is more fittinf
...fitting
if such an update ever happened he'd even offer some healing spit for all the /vague handmotion
oh my god
chilton actually spending time to debate it
so he could properly punch him later.
oh well, fair enough
you just know Sam is imagining his hands around Chilton's throat as they speak
his wedding gift to Chilton and Raina will be not murdering the groom
chilton's liek WHAT A CHEAP GIFT
but that is a good image to keep in mind
obviously sam should just beat chilton up next time he sees him
he'll throw in a gift certificate to Merlotte's
awwwww
so sweet
and a gift certificate for one (1) threesome
(no not really)
(but imagine unwrapping that at the reception)
HAHAHA
everyone's like
i knew it
Chilton loudly scoffing and complaining while he slips it in his jacket pocket
HOW DARE HE INSULT ME slips into protected pocket, patting it safely
the only man who attempts to dignify a "suck it" by tossing in a "nevertheless"
A fifteen-year-old with a doctorate
that's DOCTOR child to u
logicdemolition poor Will
front row tickets to the fun show
sam will gently try to broach the whole "so how close are you to chilton" topic the next time they hang
or he'll want to. Then he'll probably clue into April being gone and be completely sidetracked by that instead
because holy shit dog-friend why didn't you say anything
then they'll turn into pugs and spoon
or pitbull and pug
sam will be big spoon
so will can feel safe
omg please
oh my god sam no
GONNA SMELL THE BEAR
doggie paddles in a circle around him
sinks below surface
starts to get tired, panics, tries to climb on top of him
my most dignified dog and bear rp yet
bears are just bigger, lazier dogs right
i mean
basically
so grown, such men
bye your tickets now for the UST Rumble
- sorry, UFC
he should meet chilton asap
for punchies
just yank him out of his office chair
all
u little prick
i'll be sure to write it in the bg of my tags
[meanwhile in th ebg sam merlotte and chilton are giving each other punchjobs]
chilton can see he isn't invited to Tuesdays
he is free to chime in
will casually hides under the desk
shove a hand in Chilton's face, just push him away
he has to learn, Will, it's like dog training
interrupting my pure meme
there is no room for purity here
this is will's tweet about chilton
sam and will
er, sam and chilton
damn
it really is tho
cyanidetimes: if you would actually like Chilton punching to happen pre-dreamplot that can be arranged
pencil in his fist
i feel like sam needs a little therapy punching tbh
chilton did push the envelope
hell yeah let's do it
if he does storm over now Will could watch and/or break it up? logicdemolition
i am aboslutely down to encourage all sam and fred shenans
If I have Sam wait his anger's just going to cool and Fred would have to rile him again
i would have it set right after the post, in case any late comers tag in
which, granted, apparently doesn't take much
like maybe as they're walking out of his hospital
chilton comes over on tuesday in running clothes
that works
sam just divebombs
sees 2 big dogs coming over
mild confusion
I can put up a log in the morning
unless you'd like to just continue in their thread
thread is probably easiest!
i'm nearing log capacity
that works!
i'm about to step out but i can reply to sam's last comment with the tiny time skip
perf
when he calms later he'll have a brief moment of "shit. hope Raina doesn't find out."
after having yanked chilton around by his own tie and slapping the shit out of him
good afterthought to have
wow all the fun things happen when i'm asleep
gonna popcorn gif chilton getting fisted. in the face
it Sam
oh no
now kiss
fight fight fight
I need a popcorn emote, why don't I have one?
i only have a fries emote 
it'll have to do for me
...That 100% works tho, that is a great gif
accurate af
chilton's just helping with the steps of grief
anger's liek four or five, so advanced
he's a quick learner
esp with such a good tutor
teacher's pet
where's chilton's apple?
he'll get gagged with it later
do u wanna end it there
bc march can come in and help if not
bc march can come in and help if not
I would love for some of March's "help" if you're still in
comes in there and whacks off his misery
no homo
ho nomo
it's not gay unless he's a serial killer man
unless it's MURDER MAN on MURDER MAN
I was gonnna write tonight but then drinks and games and songs happened
s o
did u win pokers
we played other games tonight!
but I totes would have
queen p
cyanidetimes logicdemolition should Will interrupt this Breathplay Moment With Chilton or nah?
I was thinking after Sam's next comment if so
i am open to making this is a threesome whenever mi amigas 
whatever works
How about Chilton and then Will?
will comes around the corner and says "oh,hold on, let me make some popcorn"
#jesusfigures
picturing this sentiment
also logicdemolition you're good to tag into Sam & Chilton!
im on it \o/
and chilton should be the sexy minx seducer
sam would like that wouldn't he
he'd have to wear Raina's skirts
he has the legs for it
yeah sam, he needs air
give him some air
use tongue
that's definitely what they show you to do on the dummies
sam is cpr trained
cock penis renegade trained
The Office: CPR Training w/ Dwight
hello clarice
what makes him a renegade in this scenario
because he's in fear of his life
from the long arm of the law
hangman is comin down from the gallows
hangman is comin down from the gallows
hangman or hungman
only sam knows
chuck tingle where you at
the news is out
....or is it noose, holy shit, I just realized the line in that song could be noose
hunged in the butt by the poundman
it's news!
ok good that was about to turn my whole world upside down
it's noose in another dimension though
totally
like "good noose" in hond