i show you a pic of tsuki and kaneki, if you don't start crying its not you

I thought this might be harder but both of those would work

plz i know you

alternatively: hold out a bun. if you do not make an inhuman noise and then pick it up, its not you

also super effective

CosmicAngelZone: and if I don't have immediate access to fire I still physically recoil from those hats

and possibly also hiss at it

if i start playing vocaloid songs and one of you don't start singing or humming along

also yes
an evil me really wouldn't last long wow