pelicans are horrible flying bags

why? Did you see one yawn

yes

that's also when I learned pelicans are fucked up.

I just looked this up PELICANS ARE FUCKED UP

I KNOW

also they do shit like eat ducklings whole

cannibal sons of bitches

8(

It is 2:30 in the morning, I am kind of bleary-eyed and sleep-drunk, and I have never experienced a purer form of hatred

I just saw a video of one swallowing a pigeon so these things are basically satan incarnate

Geese, I shall have to find a new nickname for you. You're evil but these things are far more satanic.

[screaming]

yeah, at least geese are just mean and scary

i have no fucking idea what these things problems are