maybe in the spirit of the NSFW questions meme I'll drone on about how contemptible I find the ssss fandom's views on sexuality are

I fucking hate those people otis LMAO I'LL YELL IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS

ssss fandom calls themselves minnions and that says a lot right off the bat tbh

LMFAO I SCREAMED IRL AHHHHH

MINNIONS

how are these people not embarrassed to be alive

maybe in seven years

that day can't fucking come soon enough

It's just...such a bizarre pocket of the internet that I look at and go "ah, me when I was eleven"

I guarantee most of them are Not Eleven

first off though i got really sick of people wrt lalli really fucking fast like that's part of why i left well enough alone pretty early on

which it doesn't pertain to sex but after someone told me tuuri was justified in hitting him because "autistic people have to learn somehow" i knew the flavor of the pot i was jumping into

NO THAT'S WHAT'S SAD THESE PEOPLE ARE MOST GROWN and idk you lose the ability to be an excusable headass once you turn like 16

which also if you're literally Grown Folk idk how you can have such infantilized views on sex and how sexuality works but a sizable portion of these same people are also tumblr crawlers so that explains that

jfc I don't want to believe someone actually said that...

Also my internet is being fucky and I'm sleepy, so I'm heading out, but I'll be with you in salty spirit, my friend

i am also 100% here for ace lalli but i'm not here for ace lalli because he's my beautiful pure autistic cupcake prince uwu

LMAO THEY DID this is why i hate these people, i have Seen Some Shit

and don't worry i'm just here to avoid work and brain funkiness

idk how it's not like blatantly offensive that you assume because someone has some sort of neuroatypical spectrum issue they're automatically ace like these things are in no way automatically correlative

i can see it in the angle of if someone has autism and they aren't social and they aren't into touching other people they probably won't want to have sex and that can bring up issues for them depending on their specific triggers and squicks

but you can't convince me these people by and large actually 1) know anything about how spectrum disorders work and 2) aren't being influenced by the tumblr mindset of absolute innocence

see: how fandom feels (or at least felt) about most of these characters being pure and untouched by any sexual thought or feeling

which admittedly i didn't see this as much with the "adults" (aka sigrun and mikkel) but again tumblr has this weird idea that you're only an adult once you turn like 25 now

(i literally saw someone say you're supporting pedophilia if you ship people below the age of, literally, 25)

so everyone else used to just sort of sit in this I Consider You To Be a Child Though You're All Legally Adults

maybe not necessarily in such a severe mindset but

idk how many people i saw fighting so fiercely over their idea that reynir and emil had never touched or seen their dicks in their entire lives

and i am in no way saying they're like hormonal, experienced horn dogs but like

i'm really sick of this fandom-wide obsession with teenage/young adult dudes being "innocent" and never having a sexual thought in their lives until their ~one true love~ shows up like

that's not how that works LMFAO

i assume that if you think this about most teenage boys then you've never interacted with a teenage boy

dudes get hard-ons for literally no reason WHATSOEVER, let alone being teenagers going through puberty

which again like if you want to think someone is ace (although i would argue being ace doesn't mean you've never sexually self-experimented lmfao) then like i want to know more about it other than this concept of purity because your sweet angel baby could NEVER have done such a thing

until it comes to shipping and then they're suddenly a hedonist (or unless you're one of those people who is all about ONLY EVER HOLDING HANDS!!!)

which i think my issue is mostly people don't put any thought into this outside of dangerous stereptypes and black and white choices to suit their own tastes and HONESTLY THAT'S FINE

if you want to just say tuuri is gay and she has a girlfriend back home and they're both demisexual polygamists then you go right on ahead and do that

but then comes the part where people want to argue about who's right and who's wrong

and if your choices you make are based on just your own tastes and what suits you then like that's your own business, man

don't try to tell me i'm wrong

idk it's just all so offensive and/or uninteresting like talk to me about real things, not your preconceived societal notions of how characters you like can only be innocents who can't think about filthy sex stuff

but this applies to like 80% of fandoms now for some fucking reason but that's for another day and for my personal plurk b/c i've had it officially

this whole climate i'm discussing may have changed because again i haven't fucked with these people since like early 2015

but at the time the onslaught of MY ACE BABIES and IF YOU SEXUALIZE THESE CHARACTERS YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT was getting so. fucking. old.

i can only assume where things went from there since the fandom is now an even mix of tumblr garbage and upper-20-somethings that still say things like kitteh and make horrible, awkward jokes no one laughs at while using XD faces

the duality of man

god, remembering war wounds....trans!reynir wank........i deserve some kind of compensation

truly

I think it's like SO BIZARRE that people swing between EMIL HAS NEVER HAD HIS DICK TOUCHED NOT EVEN BY HIMSELF and EMIL HAS DONE SOME FUH-REAKY SHIT HE TOTALLY HAS THREESOMES AND PUBLIC SEX and like...no in between

I did see one hc where Lalli wasn't a virgin mostly because the thought of him boosting his lover through the window before Onni finished opening the door/him using Onni as an excuse to get them out of there because he doesn't want to be around them anymore was amusing, and also for that reason I'm like I COULD GET BEHIND THIS.

SIGN ME UP FOR SOME RIDICULOUS SHENANIGANS

But nah, it's mostly like...look at his complete lack of childhood and how focused he is on work, which gives him the opposite schedule of a lot of people

ehhhh unlikely it was a concern for him, he'll just take care of things himself when it comes up (ba dum tshh)

the worst part about the way tumblr/college campus types depict asexual people is that they depict them as being entirely sexless which

like. nah. Men especially still get random hard-ons even if they're ace

source: I know a guy who is literally ace and he hates it

and ace people are functionally capable of having sex even if they might not get much out of it

depends on if they're ace bc of a random brain chemistry strangeness or if they have a diagnosable sexual disorder

yeah, I'm ace and very much NNNOPE when it comes to sex, but like. guess what. Urges are a Thing that exist.

I'm also fully capable of seeing people are attractive like HOT DAMN HAVE YOU SEEN SOME PEOPLE that doesn't mean I want to bone down with them

basically