Lexi already brought up Mr. "I Like To RP About Cute Girls Getting Tied Up", but uuuuugh, that guy.

He was always playing the victim about it whenever I complained, too.

"Bawww everyone treats me like some kind of pervert because of this, the other RPs I find who are into it all wanna do hentai and I don't, I'm not disrespecting your boundaries, you're disrespecting my fetish, you're just being a feminazi..."

*RPers

And he would play these OCs/self-insert stand-ins who were all just misunderstood nice guys who could only communicate with a girl by kidnapping her and tying her up somewhere.

No, no, it's okay, he doesn't wanna hurt her! She just needs to ~trust~ him!

Because that's totally how trust works.

Ironically, he used a Mega Man character in his AIM screen name.

I still consider it a bit of a middle finger to him that I'm a fan of the series now, like "you couldn't taint this for me."

Moving on, there was also The Fanbrat.

Basically, if she wanted something in an RP, she was going to get it, no matter how much character derailment or godmodding she had to do.

She wants these two characters to hook up despite having only just met and having literally nothing in common aside from being human and male?

She says the brother of one of them spiked their drinks so they'd drunkenly sleep together, thus instant ship.

She's suddenly bored of another zero-chemistry ship she's forced? Turns out my character has just been using the other for sex for months now, despite them being in a committed relationship for years in 'verse.

Oh, she wants drama? Two of her characters randomly decided to cheat on their significant others after literally just bumping into each other in the bathroom.

And she would repeatedly hijack my characters to say they're reacting to something in a specific way, despite me telling her over and over again to knock it off.

Her characters were almost never in the wrong, mine were just overreacting or being mean.

Her typing was bad, too. She'd leave out random words, which made it hard for me to tell what exactly she was trying to say.

When I called her out on it, she told me she had to do enough proofreading at school, and she was totally one of the best students in her AP English class.

I think the last plot we tried before I finally gave up on her was an original setting, just a comfy slice of life high school thing.

The concept was that our characters were the officers of some sort of club and they had to work their way back from being on probation because of a prank the graduating seniors in the club pulled last year.

Fanbrat immediately had her Precious Abused Woobie Uke magically file some paperwork or something offscreen so the probation was lifted.

So now we could obviously focus all our attention on him and his terrible home life because his parents blatantly favor his perfect older brother in college, oh, woe is him, if only my male character could take him into his arms and save him~

When I complained about that, Fanbrat accused me of hating her.

Because her Perky Female Best Friend Of Uke represented who she was on the outside, while Precious Abused Woobie Uke represented who she was ~on the inside~

Shortly after I told her I didn't want tp RP with her anymore, she tried to suggest a TMNT-based incest plot. "But what if they weren't REALLY brothers?"

In the end, she got all passive-aggressive on me, like suggesting I'd "throw a party the day she got shot."

I told her I needed to walk away from the conversation before I said something I'd regret, she called me a coward, and I finally blocked her.

Yeah, Creepy McFuckFace always played the damn victim. I'm not going to stand here and say I never said a mean thing about you and Kay ever, but compared to some of the shit he'd say about you guys... yeesh. And that's the way he tried to get close to me.

By whining about how meeeeeean you guys have been.

Honestly, I regret listening to him.

*had, not have

Also, wow.

I. That fanbrat.

And I thought I was bad.

Wahhhhhh, why won't we let him completely derail the plot just so he can get his rocks off?

Because we're soooooooo meeeeeean ;w;

Just like I was meeeeeeean for asking him to not immediately IM me with "[ties you up]" because I was dating someone at the time and found it disrespectful

UGH

There's more to it than that, but I'll talk about it in my own plurk since it's friends only and ping you.

Okay.

Also about the Fanbrat!

At one point we tried to do a vampire/vampire hunter AU.

Problem was, she wanted to skip straight to the sexy shipping and avoid all that icky conflict stuff.

Remember that first ship she forced? She decided that her vampire from that ship was going to forcibly put some kind of soul bond on my vampire hunter from that ship.

And then had all her other characters gang up on mine when I played him as being understandably pissed off about the whole thing. Because he was being soooo cruel and heartless and all.

Then, in a bid for sympathy, she had her vampire just casually waltz into the hunters' headquarters to announce that he was going to lay outside in the woods until the sun came up and he died.

Oh, and because of that bond, my character would feel like there was a hole in his heart that could never be filled, but, you know. If this is what he really wants, sob sob sob

And my leader of the hunters was also being mean for ousting one of her hunters from the organization. For dating another vampire.

BECAUSE CONFLICT WHO CARES ABOUT THAT WHY AM I TRYING TO LET IT GET IN THE WAY OF SEXYTIMES

And oh lordy, the time we considered attempting a Kingdom Hearts plot...

Long story short, all she really wants is to make Roxas and Axel bump uglies, despite knowing pretty much nothing about the actual canon.

She claimed she played the games but didn't pay any attention to the story at all, only on "kicking ass."

Granted, my lack of any Playstation consoles meant I couldn't play most of the games either, but at least I bothered to do research.

(And this was back when the only games in the series were I, CoM, and II.)

IIRC, at one point when I was quizzing her on Organization XIII to see if she would care at all about characterization, she flat out asked me, "Who's Xemnas?"