[999] I'd consider streaming a drunk speedrun of this sometime but it would just be me screaming SHUT UP whenever anyone brought up dumb pseudoscience mid-puzzle I'm trying to brute force.
or screaming in general at Door 6 
source: me drunk on the safe ending now.
why didn't I take notes for this shit ass room I know the rest by heart
FUNYANRINPA
THE FUCKING FUNYARINPA
I still can't bring myself to trigger the elevator conversation
but the funyarinpa
the elevator conversation is an embarrassment but one of my favorite akane moments just for whatever must be going on in her head
funyanrinpa is an important characterization point
it is
I'll stand by it
clutches my chest there's an akane in the queue now
for futuro
I'm drunk so you can't escape my love
I'm so happy...........
Immediately destroyed by my hatred of digital roots
please do it
aaaAAAH
what a great plurk
I'll do it this Sunday, I'll stream it with the optional shrieking discord channel
yes good 
HOLY SHIT AN AKANE...
fans eyes, in which tears are forming
I'm so fUCKING PUMPED for the four months it will take to get her in game but
the best worst castmate in history
sheds a tear
ehhehe
also yes do it
I LOVE AKANE SO MUCH... 
I'm so excited, I hope the queue moves quickly!! 
idk if this or a drunk VLR would be better since I don't know those puzzles as welll because you can skip them...... that'd just be lots of crusts traction
frustration
what the fuck
omfg
crusts traction...
Wow this got cute
pushes you a glass of water...
Dere drunks
GRABS AAVE'S FACE SO SOFTLY.....
whispers I can't wait...
Akane come ruin sigmas day soon
please
I am so excited to get in
every day I gaze at the comms and whisper SOON...
bbhlhlh
sigma's life is so severely lacking in stupid pseudoscience
I must fix it...
It really is please come save him
except he's never going back ever fuck your stupid apocalypse
oh my god sigma you can't just screw over hte world like that
???? ?? ? ???
sigma: i can i am and I WILL
gently opens a can of soporil and drags him back
ty akane
ah
NO
a GHOST
is
there anything that can't be fixed with kidnappings the answer is no
oh my god
look he thought long and hard about it
did he
and in another universe it's already being taken care of so whatever right
???????????? oh my god
no
yes oh my god
THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS
SHUT UP HE'S PUT MONTHS OF THOUGHT INTO THIS!!!!!!!
sigma it doesn't work like that let me explain with science that is definitely real and not bullshit
eat my 18 inches akane
gross no
stares bleakly at sigma
looks down I'm sorry
......
i regret coming into this plurk
also i'm capping that eat my 18 inches line
Jdjsnk
this is already going great
akane
Do you regret your application yet y/y
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, AKANE
i have no regrets
I'll fix that
give me time
nemo don't drive away the only castmate you've had in ages
had ever*
i didn't want to assume!!!
outside of dicking around.
starts a petition for ztd's zero 
oh my god
Holy fuck I'll kill oh
you
omg I got this puzzle
finally
HFLKAJEFAE congrats nemo
u did it
YOU FOUND IT
now THE FUCKING PUSHMASTER
the pushmaster's motives are complex
someone should app pushmaster
pushes it down the stairs 
sigma doesn't even recognize it he just has an engrained morphogenetic hatred
yeehaw safe ending is my favorite ending
safe ending is so good...
i'm so proud of junpei he is such a smart boy when he tries
he always does his best
also digital toots are the devil's work
ROOTS
Digital toots omg
my favorite thing about the elevator scene is
This is worse with voice acting
<SPOILERS>
also shut up ambi
the face that [redacted] is right there watching the whole thing
</SPOILERS>
like how awkward is that
It's the worst....
if you think about it hard enough you just feel really bad for [redacted]
hhhgh
Junpei's got such a good 999 voice...
clutches chest..... Kanny.....
I'm not gonna do a drunk true ending cause that involves that fucking brain map puzzle I brute forced once and then immediately forgot m......
I know it.....
je refuse
how great is it that akane aggressively hits on junpei at every opportunity while fully aware of who's watching
akane pls.....
:'D
she is very special
I love her...
I LOVE HER...
hey jumpy wanna shower together JUST KIDDING
AKANE DON'T JOKE THAT'S CRUEL...
a man's shower fantasies are sacred
sigma feels for junpei though he barely knew him
unfortunately the only functioning showers on the ship are in the room with the corpse in it
ah
come on guys, overcome adversity
and idle corpses
also santa and seven are right there in that room with them
That sounds like their problem
unsure
akane please....
salt metropolis
whispers
dart games into the wind