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this is why it sucks having a Monday/Tuesday weekend okay HERE WE GO
listing character threads I've plotted for this Dream Thing, to see what starters I need to hit and what starters I need to write tonight
peeks in
SAM & Chilton - hit Chilton's starter
SAM & Will - hit Will's starter
SAM & Dany - hit Dany's starter (?)
SAM & Sookie/Kitty - hit Sookie's starter
SAM & Mitch - hit Mitch's starter
I think that's it for him, anyone feel free to correct me if I'm wrong
i can start something more specific for sam'n'dany if u like
neveryourmask: it's up to you! I can also branch off her general starter
how long are you thinking of keeping sam in the dreamscape?
because i was thinking of ways to release chilton from it, and a "death" is plausible -- might be a nice parallel at sam's hands
accidental or otherwise
I'd like to steer clear of murder (committing or being victim to) for my peeps this plot just because I think the mental toll's going to be high as it is
I was thinking of having Sam in it for a while though
noted! awww poor sam
pats his head
RINCEWIND & breaking Dany's shield for his Soldat buddies also needs to happen. neveryourmask would you like me to do the starter for that?
HMMMM maybe hunt or patrol to maximize that action machismo adrenaline what have you
if that's cool w everyone
I like that. Jorah and Rincewind taking their walk, enjoying the day
Rincewind hoping they don't actually find anyone
running into Jaime like
wait I didn't want this either
surprise bitches
look rincewind if you're not going to find you will be found that's the rules
he is so bad at this game
he is not a hufflepuff
dont worry wizzard comrade
yes good Rincewind will let these boys talk things out
neveryourmask: about to comment in, I'm thinking Dany & Sam fucking up a truck caravan carrying military supplies? That sound okay?
Inkswitch: perfect
FIRE AND BLOOD 5EVA
goddammit sam
what!
Tell him about the murder Will 
oh my god
perfect idea
how bad do you want this to get hound 
ahaha holy fuck
I'm okay with it going that way, Sam will try to murder in turn
sam like "why you smell like sook" will all "left her place bout an hour ago winkyface"
Bad Dog
Bad Dog
Sam's guilt is gonna be extraordinary
and with that I'm headed to bed! Day off tomorrow, with just some work to do around the house.
First on the docket will be hitting Mitch and then putting up Rincewind's starters.
Writing my Rincewind starters.
Lemme know if I need to change anything!
And hackfraud would you like to do the starter for Rincewind Jorah's action-packed date night, or shall I?
rincewind too pure too good by comparison at least
i surely can but it might be a day or two
a sequined cinnamon roll. without icing.
and no prob, Bob.
prickly sequins
important question how does sam drive a car
one hand mostly resting on his leg, steering from beneath, the other tapping on top to whatever CD he has going
....so versatile is closest I think
chilton's a power bottom
#SeriousCarMemes
honk honk
why would he use his hands at all, that's peasant work
i mean technically he can psychic drive the car and in game he mostly does
does he keep his hands on it for show
when he's trying to intimidate with his power bottoming
or just smirk at the looks of surprise from other drivers
sometimes is just doing paperwork and shit
writing down mean things to say to sam
one day he's gonna find that journal
one day
he writes down jokes, too
example:
how is Luna like the literal moon? neither can breathe oxygen
damn fred
wow
haha that's so funny, hey, Chilton, wanna see what the bottom of a swamp looks like?
not particularly, no
chilton like "is it decayed like luna"
shakes outs five more volumes of very good jokes
you grab a line, ill grab a pole
we'll go fishing in an alligator hole
you know who can't go fishing in an alligator hole?
i think you know
abel gideon
and luna... tunes
chilton doesn't know her last name
well he doesn't get to know, because he's a meanie face
lovegood
she loves good til sams murder her
(is that what happened? i assume)
cut off from Sam Story privileges. Until his AU self ruins it.
seduces sam into story privileges
rude. all of u so rude about his fridged girlfriend. 
ah, the mating dance of the Lesser Chilton
what a beaut
Lesser Chilton
will his au self ruin it to will if will's like
lmao i killed ur girl 
"my girlfriends get murdered" the sam merlotte story, tonight at 7 on ID
Sam'll ruin his face, does that count
"beating the fuck out of the hannibal cast one smug bitch face at a time" the sam merlotte story, tonight at 8 on ID
just try to seduce cannibals without your boyish good looks and charming instability then, will
cannibals don't have the a/b/oility he needs
oh
look, not that he's not flattered, but...
he's just knot looking for that right now, will
sam's real power is fridging
just by proximity
Dick of Death
join a club with matt murdock
good thing Sookie turned him down for already-dead dick
hey look she was working with very limited information at that moment
in retrospect probably not her best decision? possibly. maybe.
information like "broad shoulders" and "sexy danger"
.....yes. 
that's 70% of the information you need
Chilton and Sookie can trade stories
gossip and giggle together
oh with the psycologist
also Sara what if after Rincewind tears down Daenerachev's wall, he tries to get out of the way - only to run into Chilton
they could have their Betrayal conversation
....but if she does, he wants to hear all about Chilton's thoughts
all of them
oh my god
gasp!! they should!!
so betrayed
Nathan Lane - Betrayed - The Producers
this would have been a good Raul role
he plays with my heart, doing stuff like svu because he knows i know he can do better
ye i agree
We Are Scientists - Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt rincewind soldat song
meanwhile Sam Trammell takes roles like 
oh my god hahahaha those lyrics
I mean, accurate
oooh mr. trammell
he looks like one of my cousins
and by one i mean at least a dozen
We Are Scientists - It's A Hit i'm thinking of adding this to chilton's playlist MOSTLY BECAUSE OF SAM CR
they at least let him shave on This Is Us
nice piping
and that's a good song for them for sure
kissy
....Silt? Chillotte?
Stilton?
cham
HA
merlton
definitely cham
like
oy i found some cham between my toes
somewhat tangential but I bet instead of coffeeshop AUs in their fandom there are a bunch where Chilton became a vet instead of a psychiatrist
and sam is his patient
and then his sexy nurse vet
chilton is outraged because they made him a veterinarian
he's like
i think they misheard vegetarian, this is incorrect
hahahaha, a Chilton travels out to farms to heal horses!! Who doesn't wear suits because he's probably going to get something on them anyway!
A Chilton who doesn't care about fame or prestige as long as he can save the dogs
he probably went to Ohio State
the AU world Chilton truly fears
oh my god
he has to take like, an hour break from whatever he was doing before he started reading fanfic
just to calm down
find out who the author is and ruin their life, Chilton
flame their works
turns out it's jeff
chilton you should really just read the stuff they sell in the bookstore it's much better
sookie should show him
i found your starter perfect and i jumped into it
thank u
you even have an AU icon for him, fantastic
yall want me to give you a round to play pattycakes before jorah blunders back out
Jorah is far too graceful to ever blunder
but yes this sounds good
*swans
rough looking swan
shabby gay swans with mutant luggage baby jaime is just jealous
yes that's the word for what jaime is
" jealous "
another picture of soldat rincey
omg
you're so good at this game, A+
finally getting to some tags, damn. This has been a rough week.
stalks
handsome and enviable
ooooh rincewind
look I think we can all agree the man can fill a uniform
just wait until fanport
this will be a popular pairing
shove
Jorah fills it better of course!
Player-Baby Come Back
chilton wasn't kidding when he said rincewind was a harlot
hound i found you this cake look at it
well good because Rincewind wasn't kidding about Chilton's suitors B|
oh my god that's beautiful
how could you eat a cake like that
ain't nothing but a hound cake
Inside Llewyn Davis - Soundtrack (Full Album) HD tagging music for tonight
Llewyn would have been a good Rincewind PB too.
keep them all for various aus
I will start a collection
a collection of Rincewinds
which is what I imagine Baelish calls his sex toy collection
/ba dum tish
those are rincewands
here's a deep quote for sam
awwww
that person won't be chilton
not even once
I like to picture some idiot getting footage of this and uploading it to youtube like "AMAZING DOG SCARES AWAY DEADLY BEAR"
multiple exclamation marks included of course
Dogs vs Grizzly Bears - Weird, True & Freaky
it exists
perfect
Sam will gently rib Norah about it sometime
Jorah*
dammit tablet
I like the unnecessary crackling video effect
jorah fake laugh hiding real pain
cyanidetimes I HIT THE POST BUTTON ACCIDENTALLY that is always so embarrassing
NO WORRIES
you saw my brain clay before I was done sculpting, terrible
peeks at it
gasps at its beauty
Ghost - Unchained Melody
i used to know somebody who would write her tags up in a word document and then post them all at once for tag bombs
and one time i got the tag she meant for me and half of another tag
for a totally different character, from a totally different character she played, and it was leading to smut
hitting post before you double check or finish a tag = the best thing ever
hahaha ah, yes, the accidental smut tag. classic.
Chilton and Sam as a buddycop flick
oh my god i have fucking thought this with this same set from true detective
wavelength
our brain slugs have been talking again
i read about that in animorphs
what an educational series
but yes agreed best buddycop flick
(that's also Rincewind with the entire Hannibal cast)
feverishly protects rincewind
heavy on the feverish
"The Resistance is more important than -
what the fuck did you do to Sookie "
Sick Puppies - You're Going Down
when do they kiss
and ruin the surprise?
ye
every night after curfew
I am stalking the heck out of AU!Will's little homewrecker thread with AU!Jorah, btw
I see
the scales have fallen from my eyes
how can it be homewrecking if rincey won't put his lips on it?
wizards have long courtship rituals!!
...in that they generally never happen!!
if u don't feed the bear than somebody's gotta
he will stuff u in the luggage, au!will
au will or
aooooooo will
u get it
aooooooo will
u get it
so in a/b/o jorah/rincewind/will edition
is that the breakdown?
oh percy don't be that way
can't wait for Rincewind to discover that corner of the import fic archives
tbf will is probably leaving weird shit all over the house in his april-missing depression
rincewind just casually finds a tablet on the coffee tablein the main room
left on an a/b/o jeff/chilton fic
oh no
the other tab, of course, is clearance fishin hats
of course
how deep into the not-shaving is Will right now
he hasn't shaved in at least a month at this point
Rincewind might go to Chilton for advice
there have to be pills or something he can give him right
including the sad near misty eye expression
oh n o
logicdemolition: when April returns and goodness is restored to the household, can this become a thing they do 
and every month it's a different animal
and that's the joke, it's always supposed to be an animal
but Rincewind actually gets lowkey super jealous over it
well if rincewind would roll over for belly pats
i cant leave you people alone
maybe then
don't worry rock, jorah is an alpha
is he
not for long
it's just not fair, he doesn't shed half as much as the dogs do
oh hey rock welcome back
oh hey rock didn't see you there
fancy meeting you here
come here often?
im just a tourist in this land
learning the local customs
passport expired
stuck here now
figures
absolutely
good
thumbs up out window
literally u
yes, good
AU Rincewind, Jorah, Luggage
HAHAHA
i love that au rincewind is a medieval bunny
it feels right
this one though
it's so creepy
rincewind/jorah medieval fic
is jorah the dog or the snail whAT IS THAT
oh. my god.
Jorah is the dog 4 sure
try to ignore the abomination
it's a medieval bear
what is rincewind pulling out of him though?
this is fucking hilarious
oh I thought it was goosing that person with a stick
how can a snail be equatable to a falcon
happy easter
sounds like an early century riddle