" God has given you one face, and you make yourselves another. "

It's from Hamlet.

Hamlet's ranting about how women are all treacherous and deceitful and no really, do go on about your mommy issues some more.

This particular line is about how wearing makeup is eeeeeeevil.

And, again, I got that line in a fortune cookie. Complete with smiley faces bookending the quote.

...Huh.

Yyyyyeah.