Okay then. Ris and Iwatooshi.

Tori, Casper, Jeb, Snake, Mettaton

RIS
top 3: ris/happiness and safety, ris/other peoples clothes, ris/machias
bottom 3: ris/her current life situation, ris/thanny, ris/uncomfy clothes

i'm laughing

Poor Thanny. Except when I say "poor Thanny," it's more in the way people used to say "poor Snake," except worse because Thanny is a shit.

he'll get better, he just needs massive detox and living in the stable with lilith and blackbright will help with that

Iwa!
top 3: Iwa/Ima, iwa/everyone wanting to climb him like a tree, iwa/tiny people to enjoy
bottom 3: iwa/fire, iwa/not being around where he can be delightful, iwa/being sad

I'm so glad about all of these

TORI
top 3: tori/strawberries, tori/an improved self esteem, tori/jeb i GUESS
bottom 3: tori/simon, tori/snake, tori/continued displeasure at life

"i GUESS" why does that make me laugh, save me

tori x strawberries is the ultimate otp tho

Tori definitely needs all the strawberries.

CASPER
top 3: casper/snek/volg threesomes MREOW, casper/sord, casper/no more bad dad
bottom 3: casper/crustaceans, casper/girls, casper/bad dad still existing

JEB
top 3: jeb/snek, jeb/dycedarg , jeb/bacon
bottom 3: jeb/unhappies, jeb/not getting enough D in his life, jeb/unneccessary martyrdom

Sneb and Jebdarg are good shit

and jeb x bacon is ultimate canon

SNAKE
top 3: snolgins!! snotacon!!! snake/gray fox (snox?) also yeeees....
bottom 3: snake/meryl, snake/women in general, snake/tori

bonus round for snake: still here for snek/dycedarg. fuck dycedarg but also fuck dycedarg -snake probably

METTATON
top 3: mtt/glitter and spotlights and smoke machines and thumping music, mtt/burgerpants, mtt/papyrus, bonus round mtt/everyone but im still here for mtt/dycedarg tbh
bottom 3: mtt/a droll and boring existence, mtt/unfashionable clothes, mtt/feeling inadequate

(dycedarg x snake x jeb would be a good threesome...)

(n i c e)

(I sure think so! Aaaaaaaaaa)

phantom n snek still also continues to be gud

hatefucking all night long

i'll stalk all threads with this because it's my Jam

I'm really amused that snotacon sounds like a childishly insulting nickname, pffft

snake has the best smooshnames always

/coos at sneb, bias what bias

even the bad snake ships still have solid gold smushnames

snori

haha. solid.

snori, because it's a snorefest when it isn't a straight up nightmare.

eyyyyyy

pfffft