you've got one preteen with a stick that's a pretty smart fighter but also made out of twigs
you've got another preteen that's just. not gonna fight u at all soz
and you've got an adult endgame protagonist with an energy sword, grenades and a variety of fuckoff guns
that is also a good dodger
roll up roll up place ur bets
(Drifter has like 5HP tho you're fine)