he set an alarm in my pantry and also took all the boxes of crackers and switched them around so I had to look for the actual wheat thins

I am afraid to keep looking around here for fear of what else I might find that he tried to get me with.

I would be nervous too...actually, I am...I keep wodering what the 12y.o. is thinking

I am glad it's april 2nd. And I wanted you to all know that I found the toilet paper.