New commentary for the tags I will hopefully do after imbibing this coffee
luggage blep
and in Russian! what an international Luggage
you might say he is travel luggage
he's certainly not rushin'
oh u 2
Has anyone ever thought to put tiny tap shoes on it
dorian and march wanted to
someday their dream will be realized
taptaptaptaptaptaptaptap
just give march luggage for a weekend
breathlessly waits for dreamscape will/sam tag
if that was a show i'd fucking watch it
right
i cannot tell you how invested i am, emotionally
it sure is gonna make things awkward in the real world
chilton will mediate
speaking of which I need to remember to tag Sam into Dany's fashion show tomorrow
"Chilton will mediate" but mediating is supposed to make things better
you know he's going to give 100% in a scenario where will is the perceived bad guy
what a gift
also he is so mad that he missed out on that in dreamscape
trying to help people wake up!! boo!! he could have been popcorning this drama!!
you snooze you lose
or you... try to stop snoozing and.... hm
one time will and freddie pretended to be fighting and chilton was like "if y'all don't knock this shit off i will mediate you both"
cold shiver down the graham spine
C'mon it's not like Will really killed anyone brutally and vividly
mediate a medicate, the eels to Chilton's Ursula
which is a stretch of an analogy, but just go with me here
i mean he does make you sign consent contracts
nah it was just like this
but did will make a murder pun while doing the deed
he hit with a potted plant and said "hah! that's a miracle blow"
cyanidetimes: he's also well versed in body language
and he has often been called doctor eel good
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
he's sorry ms jackson
he is four eels
he is four eels
actual sea witch frederick chilton
those poor, unfortunate souls
this one wants to kill the girl
does he help them?
yes of course
does he help them?
yes of course
kill the nurse >)!
points to eyes, points to bryan fuller
busted
brb recasting Little Mermaid with Hannibal characters
Jack as Triton, Price as Sebastian, Zeller as Scuttle
Will is of course Ariel
someone app jack crawford
admittedly this changes the storyline some, but whatever, I'm in for Will Graham in a seashell bra and Chilton in a strapless LBD
LMAO JACK AS TRITON
sara !!!! even hound knows
cyn and i were just talking about jack's father figure role wrt will
clearly this is a sign hound should app jack
agreed
the ayes have it look forward to you joining the cast next month
nah I'm way more a Price or a Bedelia
also acceptable
app bedelia
then there can be a reality tv show based on baltimore cast called bride wars
family portrait
a style that hound would like
das a yaoi hound
HAND
YAOI HAND
LMAO
oh no cyn's found me out, I must go
farewell friends
come back yaoi hound
get your nose out of those doujins
you have responsibilities
aethetical
bedelia would be super fun in game since only hannibal and will really know her
yeah chilton would be like
she seems cool
bedelia: presents herself as a stable, distanced but genuinely caring sort of person
will: FOR FUCK'S SAKE
will: FOR FUCK'S SAKE
he doesn't raise the hannibal alarm but you guys
chilton's like
no she's fine
she'd throw so much subtle shade Chilton's way
unless she's from post guy fawkes fting fred day then he'd definitely be her dog in one way or another
bedelia queen of the cannibals once more
chilton's like
finally someone who's a doctor who i don't hate 
cries please just look at them
app this as her power
gunleg
HAHAHA
i will make you icons ok
I wish this is a thing I could do for you but I am how you say not so good at the three character balancing
i'm still going to flood with these cool drawings
plus look at that goddess how do you play that
yes this is all canon
this is what they left out of season 3 ep 1 because they hate goodness
i'd prefer the grindhouse tbh
to actual s3
touches your face
BLOOD DRESS
yes to the tune of
IN THIS MOMENT - Blood (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
IN THIS MOMENT - Blood (OFFICIAL VIDEO) 
unrelated to Bedelias but something for Chilton's visualosities 
HAHAHA
perfect
which I think would count as kink with him
yes, mr. editor 
gonna use the red pen
HAHA
still coming for that Mitchell starter btw
rincewind sighted
we should all be lucky enough to have pocket kittens
or pocket rincewinds
it's a well known fact that bears can scare away lions
I did not intend to have these honey nut feelios but here I am
yessss
sam has a throat fetish
everyone loves a good necking
do u wanna do a murder
i am ok w/ it if u r
yus we can do this
time to wake up, Will
(save will from the nothing will become)
both u boys need therapy
RICK👏GRIMES👏A👏BITCH 👏
did u say rick 
I was thinking to avoid dying & death-dealing scenarios with mine but I think it's the best way for this scene to end organically
and you gotta have a good ending
it's dream deaths so it's ok
yes
get out of here negan no one likes u
(lies)
it'll be funny later when they go dog-running and end up dog-wrestling and sam's teeth get real close to will's neck and he just pisses
in the air
rolls down a hill in shame bye
oh
my god
turns into a pug on the roll down just to make sam feel even worse
though hey if he does it as a bull then
Kid Rock - I Am The Bullgod
i feel like someone has to rub it into hannibal that he wasn't the first to taste will's flesh
HAHA
will would lbr
Something something dick joke
casually brings up his own "death" to hannibal
hannibal all "how was the dream" and will like "a man turned into a bull and ate my neck"
immediately, no lead up
turns out will was more europa than leda
True Blood Marryanne Death it's a pretty iconic death tbh
Death By Goring, so mythical, so aesthetic
goring, goring, gone
see for himself that she's still here and ok
I HOPE THAT'S OK heart of darkness pokemon match
(mostly it just felt wrong for him to go down so quick but also, bull vs stag)
that works!
She'll welcome it tbh 
She's going to have some insane nightmares for a while
he might spend a couple nights, then. Some in dog form. Hoping the comforting presence will curb them
when it doesn't, he might ask around on her behalf
find someone who can help her sleep better, block the memory, help her deal, etc.
he'll be overprotective as fuck for a while
mr march can help
he trusts his ghost friend if he thinks he can help
he can do crazy ghost shit and give her different bad memories to focus on
what a good dog
no, march
bad march
helpful march
March pls stay in your weird hotel but thank you for making Sam presentable
That was nice
ok but march has the power to turn drinks into absinthe and you know what
if you drink enough absinthe you won't have these nightmares
OH MAN YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS Sookie has to buy actual pj's and not just wear looney toons tee shirts to bed
And marathon tee shirts from 1997
says who
and ok, the absinthe will be a backup option
gives sam a gallon of absinthe
"Thanks"
gives sam a gallon of absinthe with a skull inside
"stop"
"Thanks"
gives sam a gallon of absinthe with a skull inside
"stop"
Wait could he theoretically change the water supy
*supply
not quite that much
more like
one full bathtub at a time
one full bathtub at a time
also, only applies to stuff you are meant to drink just to save gas stations from horror
You know what he could do
Make absinthe baths a new spa thing and fuck up droves of rich housewives
LMFAO
I went looking for bear and rabbit pics and found 
John Lewis Christmas Advert - The Bear and The Hare ... this and oh my god
John Lewis Christmas Advert - The Bear and The Hare ... this and oh my god
how did I not know this cute thing was out there, unfair
awwwwwwww
hey i got something for you
unfair 
kinky af
askldkglh
why are medieval rabbits the same size as bears, what conspiracy is this
CANNIBALISM
what nightmare world
it's so cute
sara has kinky monk doodles for every occasion
soldats on the hunt
those monks were a riot
rincewind no
jorah
carrots beat out granola at least
why is this such a popular pairing
meant 2 b
I dont know, I have a whole folder now
oh my god
aww that one you just did is cute
wh at are those bears
why
god get a room
it's too much
jorah bear walks through the woods with rabbitwind on his back
a real bear looks at him, all confused
jorah bear says "he ain't heavy, he's my lover"
i can stop anytime i swear
all hares are literally rincewind
they really are
logicdemolition: with soldat!Will watching from behind a tree
awwwww
OBSCENE
GEEZ
yes
ok I gotta stop
fyi searching 'jackal and hare' does not go to cute illustrations
which is a shame
chilton's more of a fox around your guys anyway
TRICKSY but ULTIMATELY not going to eat your carcass because foxes!! are cute!!
oh well there we go then
when the fox hears the rabbit scream he comes a-runnin
sam & chilton
assuming sam then butt squirts immediately on chilton's face
there's a fic of that in game
of course there is
i opened this plurk at random and then
welcome
hi sis
also that fox and hare is v cute
haha the squirrel on the plate tho
rincewind and jorah, this december
finally
mm
A Very Westeros Christmas
where is the 'choke' function on a cellphone
Sam's asking for a friend
do it in person
The bear and hare pairing is popular recently cause there was a Christmas ad in the uk that featured it recently (some of the pics linked are from it) and those ads are always big money
Lots of fan art and shit
It was a John Lewis ad and it's cute as fuck tbh
Christmas Advert, The Bear and the Hare- John Lewis ... jorah and rincewind romance
what a Good Ad
besties
make out
preferably on a plane to new zealand
Someone's mad
don't you start counting your chips yet, chilton
I
LMAO
Sara I was like 65% sure that was a real tag you were prepared to leave me
i can say that he is thinking it
we have a no filter plot and chilton just goes around referring to sam as that cock goblin
just gobblin'
of course if it was a no filter event chilton would then have to follow that with
when will he fuck me
well certainly
when, sam??
i INDEPENDENTLY SAW THAT
will is an officer too ok
and already replied
gonna probate sookie
B| B| B|
definitely read that as "prostate"
prostate sookie
Pls dont 
for months
ain't warm no more cuz
The Orwells - They Put A Body In The Bayou [Official...
The Orwells - They Put A Body In The Bayou [Official...
first it was breaking bads vs the batlies is it gonna be two bloods next
I must sleep now, good night 
I was gonna have sam there too, but then there was Dream Murder, so I think he chose to pass on partying
If Rincewind had spilled wine on Daenerys I think he would have just. Left the country.
Run right out of the room and kept on runnin'
...."Not from the other" was I drunk last night, what is this
what did I mean
ooookay off to work
dimmond p 2
"hi I'm hannibal"
"oh hey I hear my mom calling me for dinner gtg bye"
"oh hey I hear my mom calling me for dinner gtg bye"
this is actually an excellent question tho I really can't remember if Sam knows Hannibal's name or not
logicdemolition: do you remember if Will mentioned/would have mentioned Hannibal by name to Sam?
honestly i think at most if sam had asked about will's body scars before/after dog running will would just kinda mumble that they came from a friend
but no name
and i'm p sure he hasn't mentioned it in a thread!
and i'm p sure he hasn't mentioned it in a thread!
and I don't think Chilton has
SO~
AWOLNATION - Run (Audio)
obviously this means next majority report the thing about dog fighting broken up by will and sam needs to come out
OH yes, what a good idea. we need to maybe PP to write that one up together
i am to get a shower but yes absolutely
and it'll be so much more awkward after their dreamscape adventure
fuck that's way too Chilton
it was to make up for the loss of a kidney
like how daredevil became blind so he developed bat ears
exactly
nothing feels better after a traumatic dreamscape than unleashing every bitchy impulse
just Committing
march crying in the bg
puts rincewind on shoulders
oh man, wizard-knight hybrid
like a transformer
the rundown old tractor of transformers
oh darn, better retire to New Zealand