Hard Mode: no dog for Sam and no rabbit for Rincewind

all your characters are mustelids forever /blast from the past

I mean, it doesn't feel wrong

rincewind is a magikarp

but those have the potential to become Gyrados

yes. but he doesnt.

He is only magikarp forever.

magikarp locked from ever evolving

acceptable

rincewind is a medieval rabbit

Snail on his arm, lance in hand

medieval drawing of a cat

sam is the sort of dog that has rivalries with foxes

Harley would say rincewind is like this dog. sulking, but also looks sarcastic about it.

cyanidetimes:

that's the one, that's sam with chilton

sam, will, april and jeff kthx

fortheloveofgodmontresso...: but cute right? right??

that's an accurate gif

very charming

legs so short tho

but look at im GO

sam and rincewind suddenly are friends

HAHA

rincewind is def a small goat when u pick one up they scream

sp4mhard Jeff stopped pushing the car to check his phone

neveryourmask: how can i top this

rincewind maybe a fruit bat that is afraid of heights

OH NO it's too cute

sam like a horse that is protective and stomps on snakes but is also suspicious of fallen branches and garden hoses

stomping on a stick while a rattled suns itself on a rock a foot away

yes

mib is probably that rattler

a daemon plot would actually be pretty fun

all imports get a ghostly, patronising-esque animal following them around and causing trouble

causing trouble except for teddy feeding hay to scruffy circus pony, content

a moment of peace for Teddy, he deserves it

i too would want this plot tho

funny u should say

it's in the works

also "patronus" not patronising, godammit tablet

but wouldn't be until june

at the earliest

im hiatusing in may so all cool things should wait for june anyway

something to look forward to

YAAAS

sam is an ox and rincewind is a hermit crab

hermit crab

forever searching for the sparkliest shell on the beach

and scuttling away fast af

I would like a patronising animal too. Patronus and patronising