[NCT] "ok but seriously can we just pause a moment and appreciate how its literally canon that yggdrasill is a magical version of three kids in a trenchcoat pretending to be an adult to be taken seriously, except it works, and also the three kids are all mithos"
HAHAHA
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS STATEMENT
IT IS, IN FACT, 100% ACCURATE
ITS LITERALLY CANON????
HES PERMANENTLY A PREPUBESCENT BOY WHO MADE HIMSELF A MAGICAL GLAMOUR BODY SO PEOPLE WOULD THINK HES AN ADULT AND TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY...
ITS LITERALLY JUST 3 MITHOSES IN A MAGICAL TRENCHCOAT
1000% accurate.
yes hello i am mith- YGGDRASSILL and i am a manly man adult man, and id like one adult ticket to this adult movie please to rule the worlds
i am going to make a religion for these worlds
because i am definitely the most adult to ever adult ok
Who let this child do this
Kratos, you done fucked up.
actual worst babysitter kratos
NOW YOU FUCKED UP
You mean Kratos' entire life?
Basically, yes.
how i adore that mess of a man.
what a fuckup.
your favorite fuckup
damn straight