Gonna try and set up a tag bomb, wish me luck
bless
has he asked for a filing cabinet of his own for the hospital
for rock purposes
he has not, rocks have yet to be included under his job description
also I found a picture of Harley the other day 
presumably after making out with Rincewind 
if glitter seduction is going to work on ANYONE it'd be Rincewind
or she licked it off him
could go either way
rocks may not be under his job description but he rocks chilton's world everyday
oops i spilled this gallon tub of craft glitter aaaall over you clumsy me let me help you clean it off 
that's my favorite emote of yours
what a charmer
had anyone told rincewind about glitter beards yet
no one's even told me about glitter beards yet
good lord
husband won't let me do it to him 
it's incredible
I will leave it in rincewinds inbox later
Has Harley attempted this on Jeff yet? I feel like he must be tortured when possible
I will leave it for Jeff too
there are so many ways rincewind can decorate his beard
let's get that bitch trending on pinterest
excellent
also turns out I'm terrible at tag bombs so I'm just gonna tag like normal, how boring
i so lov dragon freedom fighter times ftr
it's pretty damn badass
thank you for this
so does this harley jeff rincewind glitter orgy happen at the house often bc i feel like that would definitely be something april and will approve of with great zest
april like "i found a pound of glitter in the living room so i assume rincewind is pregnant"
oh my god
weeks later, and glitter is STILL coming out of orifices
it's like drinking a dozen unicorn frappes at once
5eva in the potty
Rincewind now legally considered a party favor
for sam
god why is rincewind so cute
That's literally all i have for this but I'm driving by and appreciating his face
oh he's gonna make the most of their session, you watch
Glitter orgies xD
why so precious
I feel like waking up from this dreamscape for them is like. Getting back the memories of all the shameful shit you did while super wasted.
just "oh god, I have to apologize to so many people"
best way to deal clearly just to keep getting wasted
true
pinches his cheek
tbf this does look like a Discworld god, I don't think it's that much a stretch 
aw someone made cute ones 
the brave men did not kill the penis dragons
brave men rode the penis dragons
brave men rode the penis dragons
we thank them for their service(ing)
i distractedly clicked and came back to this window
the siren call of the winged phallus
do they ever phall from grave?
one hopes
also also did you see my punny god, do you approve
I judge my baby puns by your Pun Lord standard
i see it, it is a great pun
thank you, my liege
"I judge my baby puns by your Pun Lord standard" same, let's start a club
only if we get jackets
yes absolutely
and every month we tell hackfraud we're just getting dinner but we aren't and every month it happens again
and every month we tell hackfraud we're just getting dinner but we aren't and every month it happens again
yes
"come get pancakes with us" "is it puns again" "no sorry about last month that was mean" "it's puns again isn't it" "no just pancakes i promise"
puncakes
and eggs
punny side up
the shareef don't like it
rock the ihop (rock the ihop)
rock the ihop (rock the ihop)
oh yes
their entire house needs a mental breakdown before the month is over
your turn weezard
awh no
supportive shoulder shaking through pun carnage
Ready to serve some hard truths to you, Rincewind.
Alan Walker - Faded a song for Rincewind
noooooo
#justsoldatthings
Do you really think so lowly of Daenerys? SHE'S A KINSLAYER someone, who is definitely not viserys, yells in the background
but consider her kin
reason #4000 not to have kids
you raise them they kill you it's your fault
if asked jorah just like yah duh she's the queen
lbr chilton's "is murder okay" scale is a little skewed
sometimes murder is okay when it benefits me
murder is never okay when you're killing both kin AND king?????? wow
unless the king is robert baratheon then oh my god kill that guy
tbf chilton hasn't met viserys yet, he's only got what baelish has told him
WHICH WASN'T FLATTERING
but dany is a v good leader, much love
ive been super inactive with big bro mcno but next month is gonna be different
pinches viserys' cheeks
which set
a book by Rincewind
with a preface:
please stop making me doubt people I'm close to, I doubt enough things already, this doesn't feel good
chiltons like that jealous boyfriend that doesnt let you hang out w your regular friends
is that move rincewind should learn
signs inside cover of book w flourish
au where rincewind is turned into a handmaid for a gilead
what do those words mean
oh no hound
you jest
have you heard of our lord and savior margaret atwood
oh, it's a Handmaid's Tale thing! I haven't read the book, but I'm excited for the show
yes! and good. good.
chilton is the most jealous of friends
taking the "haha we're inside a dream, sure" way less seriously than he should
dag
rincewind
chilton and his mutual rincewind
oh the ugly laugh I just had
just stuff it in there, Chilton
needs more human parts
no, bad will
I'll get the newspaper
no don't
hats off to the bull bye
look at these
best pals
HRM
signed up Sam for the Heaven Scent plot since he gave his blood to them voluntarily during their first nefarious scheme
but I'm on the fence about Rincewind. Normally I'd sign him up for Unwitting, because he's suspicious and genre-savvy enough to go "Right, no one does these things for free, there's something you want even if I don't know what it is, and it's never something good"
but after the Dream Plot I'm tempted to say he's actually... pretty resentful of his porter power now and would be interested in trying to see if it's possible to "trade up"
so I'm not sure if I should have him sign up with that resentment in mind, or if his pessimism would talk him out of it as "Even if it did work, I'd probably only get something worse anyway."
will is doing the thing, if it would be easier to have rincewind sign up and you want him to we can say he went with will
ooh, that's a possibility. I'll have to think on that.
do it for the free oj and snack cakes
Chilton is doing it too!
peer pressure v. paranoia cage fight
he has to have his blood taken on the spot between fred and will
it's ok to squabble he's just here for zebra cakes
he will absolutely pass out
heads up
he's in good company to make sure he gets home ok
good thing Jeff's not there to draw a dick on his face
they can call him
dick face
lol
rincewind's face
aw it's so cute and friendly
add a dozen more feet and it's luggage
carve dicks into luggage
"weird, why is there a carving knife next to the Luggage? and why is it licking its lid?"
oh. my goodness.
Jorbear cares 
so cute
can't tell if Jorah and Sam or Jorah and Rincewind
precious noodle
more things to know
a very cold well-adjusted individual
how touching
gosh I enjoy his face
it's a good face
yes 
it's in 6 season to be enjoyed
it's in 6 season to be enjoyed
a shirt for a Rincewind in a pissy mood
wear it whenever he's in maurtia falls
just in case he finds baelish
yes
chilton's like
no that is not work appropriate
I think he's only used the F word once since arriving. but I see him developing a taste for it.
who was it at
because the few times chilton has said it EVER, one was for sam
I think it was in reaction, if I remember right. not at someone.
hahaha hell yes
pure even if his fucks
*in his
yay fingers
Sam gets Chilton in that special way
meanwhile he's rocking that dirty HBO mouth
wow not everyone is lucky enough to be on a network that doesn't needlessly blur out butts
even painted butts
i'm shocked chilton said
bitchy on nbc -- which means he has the dirtiest tongue
dirtiest and fiestiest
blurry butts
falling asleep at the wheel, gonna try and make my big tag push tomorrow.
trying to get errands/cleaning done early so I can get into this 
Tim Wilson - Booty Song (Look in the description for... rogues before hos sorry rincewind