Ris gonna yell and maybe try to start a fight. Because she's dumb and all she knows how to do is stab.

Sara gonna yell and if things escalate she will DEFINITELY fight

xiri is going to w r e c k them

theres gonna be fire and nightmares

or at least sulking and grumping and snarling

...probably still going to cut them with themselves even tho they aren't particularly close to snowe tbh

pavel would start off all like "eh come on give him a chance priyatel!" and go thru 8| if it went on and then probably wind up at "hey, if u know what's good for you, you'd lay off on my boyfriend, yeah?"

and proceed to violence from there

kashuu wants to be loved ok.....

awwhhh pashaaa....

also good swords

best swords

swords are good & handsome boys

all of them

theres. like 70 of them

AND THEY'RE ALL GOOD AND HANDSOME BOYS

70 whole swords to love

and endless also plays bara stripper princess i think

he doesn't understand that bare blade doesn't mean stripping...

i mean, who can't appreciate a bare blade from time to time

artyom sure enjoys pavels

EYYYY

https://vignette3.wikia.... bara stripper princess

...

there's so much good boy!!

1000/10 every cute bara should wear thigh highs and no pants

yeah

he's so good...

he iiiisssss

hahaha your bara stripper princess...

I'm so attached, I don't know how this happened -

/curls around

But Iwa would probably pick up shittalkers and throw them because he's not built for cutting people in a way they'd survive to learn not to do that. c:

tru he kinda hits the entire team at once

he's so good

I am now imagining someone badmouthing Snowe and Snowe standing there being a sad goober and then Iwa comes over and chucks the problem person into the stratosphere a la Team Rocket

The Problem Is Solved, No More Sad Goober

Nikkari might just smile in a cheerful yet vaguely threatening way and cut them off with something almost innocuous yet also vaguely threatening.

And yeah, pretty much, pffffft

someone talking shit at snowe would most likely have snowe either clam up and sadly take it, or put on his "im totally okay(hes not ok)" smile and go "haha yeah youre right" because he hates himself

Either way. If the person saying bad things is chucked into the stratosphere the Problem is resolved and now attention can be focused on gently patting the Sad Goober

snowe pls... no more sad...

gotta luv that snowe

(Everyone but Xiri can focus on gentle patting, at least. We all know Xiri will engage full koala.)

or rub his face on snowe like a weird cat

Both?

yes

And Sengo barely knows Snowe or Artyom, but a lot of his existence has been people basically shittalkinng about him and his smith to the point of it being a major pop culture thing, so, uh, someone's getting punched in the face.

He can calmly explain that nah, those are just rumors for himself, but for other people... not so much.