Why aren't our characters dating?
while I circle tags
jeff would get jealous
true. Jeff must be protected.
bc only one has seen the other naked and not vice versa
so Sam needs to catch Dany bathing in his lake?
lady in the water the porno
what a twist
finger guns
nothing wrong with a little night swimming
they are
oh right
and dany and rincewind arent dating bc bro code w jorah clearly
clearly
nothing to do with her intimidating the hell out of him
because they're fighting rn
rincewind is not just a polyglot
he's poly in other ways
heeeeeeey
hashtag it's complicated
fingerguns emote
but man IT'S THE WORST, especially because he's sewn so tightly to Chilton at this point
seeing even one thread fray is proving v distressing
it's rincewind under chilton's care
his controlling, pretentious, sometimes hurtful care
the platonic shoulder licking doesn't help m y d u d e
break up w jorah so he thinks its bc of soldat indiscretions what can go wrong
rinceo and jorliet
he can go to chilton for counseling
yes
cyanidetimes: but hey, look at that fashion sense he's promoting
it all evens out
sorry i specialize in the worst
fuck that dude really is super Rincewind
chilton sincerely wingmans jorah to get with dany, but for every wrong reason possible
he's stealing galaxy phones in a verizon commercial
Chilton like that kid who gets pissed when another kid picks up his toy, never mind that he hasn't played with it in months
wow hes so confident
....which came out sounding more sexual than I intended it to
chilton plays with rincewind every week!
>)
i said it like that on purpose
like i'm trying to watch b99 and i'm getting guilt tripped by fashionable rincewind
gonna need a reason for him to have that suit
chilton and rincewind
HAHAHA
I assume the blanket is a new wardrobe
a safety blanket and also a new blazer
"Stop struggling, it's for your own good!"
well it is
can he decorate the blazer with a pin
I'm thinking 
awwww, it's perfect
jeff asked first
fair enough