Thank u rincewind for asking the robot question
HE HAS NO FACE how is everyone not asking this
can't tell if robot or just bloody uncomfortable scuba outfit
nice buttplug hat
She's just gonna build a doghouse in the yard for Sam tbqh
cyanidetimes: chilton can feel free to call it that when Rincewind proudly uses it to sign his next text message to him
Oh, did Mormont stick that in there? oh no I put it there myself. I only just figured out how to use it. 
/gently screams
the ostrich of our nightmares
When ur friend is being a lil extra so u gotta drag him a little, but gently
tender cruelty
is he gonna stay there in case of dress wearing murderdogs
god I hope Sookie tells him about the dress
also I'm totally stalking Will and Chilton's thread, waiting for that hot murder tea to spill
ngl i've been imagining it like one of these
maybe with yellow flowers
the kinda thing you buy when you're goin to a picnic the next day and realize you need something cute but not bank breaking
adorable
gonna need to find some matching britches before he leaves
"he stabbed me in the neck and I was in horrible pain, but the worst part is he ruined my favorite dress"
the true crime
With his man shoulders
that's never stretching back
whoop another one for Sam's visuals
Rincewind
ngl a little tipsy, tags may or may not happen, let's find out
I think I'mma start with the first episode of Fargo's new season and just go from there
yay tipsy buddies
recently past me thought it would be cool to have a bucket cocktail with lots of tequila when i've had only sushi to eat today
not cool, recently past me
man, past mes can be such bitches
past me don't give a fuck
current me does
Past you is the Gina your current Amy has to deal with
past me is way more fun
she'll be back
wait and see
she'll remember she belongs to.... uh
fuck I should have planned this better
Instagram post by Luke kidgell • May 3, 2017 at 9:38... now i have to put this here too
TIME WILL TELL
YOU'LL REMEMBER HOW SHE SERVED YOU WELL~
okI failed at both tagging and watching Fargo, gonna sleep early so I can yard sale in the morning like an old woman. Night, y'all
Chilton and sam
taking that to its final conclusion, this is also chilton
Brak - Beet song (I'm hot for you baby)
Brak - Beet song (I'm hot for you baby)
which is 100% canon bc chilton loves beets
perfect
he's hot, too
i come back from the wars to this
Brak Show - Great Dad advice
loOK
awwwW
oh those toes are getting painted 
Is he getting fancy nail art on them, too?
yesss
that one is a definite
agreed
also hi I've been terrible the past few days but I'm going to start catch-up tomorrow.
going camping next weekend so I may go on tentative hiatus the rest of this month, just focusing on backtags
you did good
good
shots fired at mr. merlotte
ctrl s