Iwatooshi is definitely the one guest that they needed a box of tissues ready for, because he is absolutely the sort to do gross Ghibli tears of happiness for Snowe and Xiri.

IWAAA OMGGG BUDDYYYY

How does containing emotions?

machias is one of the guests that snowe feels obligated to throw the wedding bouquet at his face just because

if you have married ris yet HERES SOME ADDITIONAL INCENTIVE, TO THE FACE

PFFFFT

wheezes

Ris is giving a very embarrassing speech at the reception

omg ris

tell me more

hey everyone you know how i call xiri snowe's weird cat? well it turns out that one time -

gjhdjkgkj

/WHEEZES LOUDLY

Leon would be there because Tyoma his bro

gay russians getting married! ;A;

too bad it'll never happen because Pavel is married to communism

(it'd have to be a poly wedding of Pavel/Communism/Artyom)

NAH ARTYOM AINT PLAYIN SIDE HI TO COMMUNISM

ho*

he side ho to Neon Hell

because Pavel seems to love that too

what if it's a foursome

ARTYOM AINT PLAYIN SIDE HO TO NOTHIN

Communism and Neon Hell gotta be the sides, or nothin' doin'

Artyom's got more self respect than that.

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