and mostly! because of a wedding! I'm not even a part of!

It's this weekend, it's open bar, it'll be a good time, don't get me wrong

but somehow this wedding has dominated the past three days for me in some aspect or another

like fucking. dress shopping. jesus.

I just needed to rant for a moment.

Rant away!

And I hope things calm down.

hound i saved a turtle in the road today and i thought of you as i did it

you gave me strength

just have to get through this week/weekend. and not set a department store on fire.

whatareyoudoinginmyswamp: I am so proud of you

he hissed and everything, as i saved his life, his name is rincewind in my head

finally found a dress today & even ordered backless bra adhesive things to go with it, which should be an adventure

but I should be good until the actual wedding now

hallelu

serious question

how do you think rincewind would react to gilligans island

specifically gilligan as a character

I think he'd be the character

who every episode

tries to murder Gilligan

and gets thwarted in some way

good

he would target Gilligan as the reason they're still stuck there by episode three, and snap by episode five

LMAO

episode four would be Rincewind trying to convince everyone else on the island