tbh

[12:38 AM] Iroquois-Pliskin : Maybe if I insist on it enough, you'll believe it when I tell you. Because it's the truth. I may be a spy, but I'm a damn shitty liar.

[12:41 AM] Tori Marie Nygma : Oh yeah? I would think you'd have to have /some/ kind of lying skill if you were a spy.

[12:42 AM] Iroquois-Pliskin : No, see, you don't have to lie if you don't get caught. And if you do get caught, just obfuscate and be difficult.

the real reason snake and tori make such good family: theyre both experts at obfuscating and being difficult

Fhklkgs

Bobby can confirm, that is how it works.

dangit bobbeh

snake: [aggressively dads at tori]

"THE DYCEDARG TWO: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO SIRENS CONTINUE." funny that it should be referred to as that...

i am Aware

but rly snake totally senses it

hes can smell that replacement goldfish

a smelly smell that smells.......

smelly

Abby can smell it too. It must die.

Aiden is not here to stop her from stabbing it

also what a good snekdad

HES A GR8 SNEKDAD i think u were logged into fchat so u prob hav the log?

yep!

enjoy that snekdad

I can't read it til like... fuckin 14 hours from now but yep

[sad violin]