my most shippable character?
well I thought Sam as a no-brainer (although Uryuu saw an impressive amount of tail when I was playing him)
sam and rincewind tied
but weirdly enoug Rincewind has gotten the ball rolling more than makes logistical sense
so I don't even know anymore
tied... up
a very binding bond
Sam has still fucked a snake and a spider tho, so he's ahead in that department at least
bestiality sam
putting the best in
least shippable of mine was probably Man-Bat, but then again he ended up in a p serious and unexpected relationship with Scarecrow
i didn't know you played man-bat, how could you hold on me like this
I am sorry bb
forgive
forgiven
spoilers every hound character is a shippable
for full disclosure
And I do have a habit of stumbling into strange and wonderful ships I never saw coming
it's a blessing.... and a curse
and bigby
and desire
i see a will
and warren white
i count every past history
Bigby was almost my second character in MoM!
gasp
i mean i like your current second choice
so i hear you're apping warren white
app claire instead, jill would die
has to choose between him and Sam, they're too similarish for me to feel comfortable playing them in the same game
canine men with anger issues
your more prevalent pattern
HAhA Warren is such a good time. very setting-specific, tho, works best when incarcerated
And I could only hope to do Claire justice
a good muselist
did you ever watch Oz? I feel like Tobias and Chilton would have been fun to play too, I'd considered him in the game a bit
I think I'd also have a fun run with Roy from Blade runner
particularly with a Westworld cast
+like for manbat
roy batty would be a rude awakening
langstrom's redesign was one of the only good things to come out of that reboot
oh he super would
MiB gets to meet the ideal he's been searching for
i'm only a little familiar with oz
there are aspects of it i think you'd really enjoy. it's a sprawling mess of a good time
rubs hands together
it's an ensemble cast, but Tobias is kind of the protagonist. he's a well off new York lawyer who gets the max penalty for a drunk vehicular manslaughter
apparently he didn't hire his own lawyer all that well
unless he represented himself, which is even better
i read a bit about him and i almost felt bad for the joke but i don't
hey i know that jan in his ic inbox
And almost immediately is made the bitch to the head of the neonazi prison group, Vern (played by jk Simmons), becomes an addict, eventually snaps and gets his independence
back through a violent psychotic break, later tries to reform, engages in cycles of revenge with Vern, which at one point
jonah jameson, that's a rock character
c o n n e c t i o n
he has been through enough already and you're just describing his synopsis
results in a steamy on-again-off-again tryst with fucking Chris meloni - it's great.
that does sound good
I think it was hbo's first big serial hit. there's so much drama it's so ridiculous
And some really good, witty dialogue
HAHA and that's not even one of the guys who fucks him!
oh man yes, and that Jan was so good. I was only at that game for a month, couldn't get into it, but that rper was so fun
zee, formally liz
a human delight
Vern first tricks Beecher into being his cellmate
Tobias Beecher and Vern Schillinger Singing on Oz it wouldn't load so i went to look with specific search terms and found this instead
oh whoops
Oz | Schillinger & Beacher meet
there we go
oh GOD that scene
hahaha they clearly enjoyed that so much
(obviously later seasons got more production value)
some good context in that scene
and a bonus ass shot
chilton would be in part
this is why i tried to run when hannibal framed me and part just really sympathetic
a lawyer from harvard
that would get to him
haha god Beecher really is like. a stark vision of a possible future Chilton just barely dodged.
a cautionary tale
yeah chilton'll take the bullet to the face tbh
scars can be covered, but that sort of psychological trauma
goodness
close call
chilton would have been belle of the ball
just not the sort he prefers
at least beecher went in without hubris
(chilton wouldn't surrender that entirely)
(to his own punishment)
haha oh yeah that wouldn't have ended well
bullet dodged, but only figuratively
obviously beecher would have to be some sort of correctional officer in game
just for that awful ptsd
Porter assignments and their twisted sense of humor
he'd probably sign up to be an import parole officer tho
and find a wry humor in MoM's lax system of punishment
definitely could work with chilton
plenty of institutional experience, and he could also be the hospital's legal advisor
yeah, might be handy to have in chilton's pocket when... certain imports... need to remain as inpatients
any legal loophole would be deeply appreciated
always so unorthodox, Frederick 
help him make a dangerous enemy of mib
gently touches ishida