romance #3 for A L L O F T H E M but especially snake, tyoma, fae, and davspoot

NUMBAH 3 3) List three sure-fire ways to give them the dokis.

Snake: be gentle with him. hes so used to roughness, he expects it, he even enjoys it to a degree. someone being soft and gentle to him, talking to him with sweet words and peppering him with soft touches, it confuses and flusters him. he kinda loves it.

and thats entirely 100% the reason why snolgins happened ngl

Artyom: make him feel wanted, needed, appreciated. take the time and effort to communicate with him, to see past the surface, and really get to know all of him. his virtues and his flaws. be his friend.

and, especially, talk to him like theres nothing odd about him

just... be his friend

Fae: give him genuine compliments, flirt with him, wink at him, treat him like hes the protagonist of a romance novel and youre the dashing love interest. also, being dashing helps.

Davesprite: just like him, and let him know you appreciate his presence and like having him around tbh

the bar is that low

NO.... DAVSPOOT... SWEETIE...

Curls up around him n gives him smooch,

everyone should like this sad bird

the saddest boy