the DM: frantically flipping through campaign notes trying to ad lib a 110% unexpected path we decided to take

we kind of unintentionally got an NPC we hated slaughtered, but it was so overkill it's left us with a hollow in our hearts... who will monologue their bad decisions at us now...

and then spent an entire zombie mission shitting ourselves about the possibility of getting infected, only for our monk to remember in the last ten minutes they could expend hit points to cure disease at will......

one of us almost strangled them

also god, like.

every D&D session my throat gets shot...... there always ends up being so much screaming, and my character's got a horrible shrill voice

like, the game grumps Toad voice shrill

and I don't do character voices for all dialogue, especially not that one, but when we scream it just kind of defaults to that

I hurt

Game Grumps Toad Impressions

crawls into bed and dies