so, we've been getting a super horribly ridiculous number of scam calls for Brattiest, this past month; they tried to tell us they were from the Department of Federal Government, to give us money... -_-
this, after I told them she wasn't here (she was at class) and could I take a message blah blh blah
and I said if she owed money or something, leave a phone number so we could get it taken care of, but they said no, they had money to GIVE her
ahahahahaha right
anyway, this was going on multiple times a day
finally, when hubby's school was over, HE answered the phone
and about the 3rd time in an hour, he got pissed
and yelled
demolished everything they said with logic and fact, etc
and told them not to call back...
half an hour later, the phone rang
it ws them again, and he told them "she moved to Bangladesh..."
(because random country that is not close)
so... this weekend, we had the other 2 granddaughters over
god what the hell do they even want
some scam thing to get access to bank account info, probably
gross
the girls came over Friday night, and after 24 hours, they start getting on each other\s nerves, as siblings do
jfc
even young kids are like that, apparently
now, we're talking 3, 5, and 7, right?
so one of them is HORRIBLE about tattling on the others
(and cries if you look at her cross-eyed, too)
I was putting the tablecloth on the dining room table last night for dinner and heard her yell from the living room "Nana! Nana!" and she had that tattling lilt to her voice
and I just mutttered under my breath "Nana moved to Bangladesh"
and Brattiest just lost it, she was laughing so hard
because apparently I was just loud enough for her to hear 
so now she's decided she wants that on her tombstone snort
anyway, it's a good inside joke for us for a while now 
figured someone else might laugh
oh dear!
lol
...ok i want that on my tombstone now too
'she moved to Bangladesh'
it's the new 'not dead only sleeping'