I'm either moving or burning my house down

ok, realistically, I'm going downstairs to spray the everliving holy fuck out of that nest

that an egg sack?

like drown it with half a bottle of poison

it's two eggs sacks

for a black widow nest

not sure if the other one is in the pic

but fuuucccckkkkkk

yeah, gimme 5 minutes. brattiest said there are itty bitty babies already in one of the webs

it's definitely black widow, though, and where we have had them before

O.o;;;;

FIIIIIIIRE

okay no but wow

Fuuuuuck widows are evil

fuck. she was hiding behind the eggsack apparently

and came out as I was spraying

not a good time to mention I'm damn near close to phobic about spiders?

*now

but baby.... so I squashed her. with a broom handle

because that was as close as I was getting to her

her belly was almost as big as my thumbnail though O_O

fuck

I also told brat to fuck off and die, because she said "don't kill it, it's just a spider, part of the ecosystem"

fuck parts of the ecosystem that can kill the baby. they don't get to live on my property. scorpions die, too

(this is the same Brat who starts yelling kill it with fire if she sees wasps. snort)

we also called hubby and insisted he bring home a gallon of the ortho home defense max

he said he'd just get a can of spray and i said fuck no. -_-

ohhh, and now that I killed it, brattiest is having "buyer's remorse" and mentioning charlotte's web

cus I just orphaned all the baby spiders

Widows get no mercy :|

(baby spider that are fucking cannibalistic, damnit. that's why they have so many)

not from me they don't

only black widow i like is played by scarjo

I like spiders but THESE ONES CAN KILL YOU

fuck the rest

YES

no mercy

I have a live and let live even with the recluses half the time

they don't really bother me much

the ones that come out a lot get smashed if I've seen them more than once or in open places, cus that's too ballsy for a recluse

tarantulas and the big ass wolf spiders get trapped under a glass until someone who isn't me can take them outside

widows are killed, no matter where they are though

since spawn is coming down tomorrow, I'm just going to have him spray down the entire porch. and sweep away any eggsacks on the underside of the porch roof

also going to tell brat she needs to make sure to turn the light off on the porch after her smoke breaks

because we get all the moths and the spiders are attracted by the buffet -_-

Yeaaaaaaah no let's not keep the intensely poisonous spiders alive around tiny children...

Unless Brat would like to volunteer to gather them all and take them a few miles away into a forest V:

burn it down

spiders give up their right to be charming heroines of children's books when they are 1) around small children and 2) murderspiders

yup

though we did just learn male black widows arent even black

so i'm tempted to go back to killing all insider spiders for a while

few miles away? the forest is right here; that's the problem. bobcat 3 weeks ago, three legged coyote and a herd of wild pigs last week, black widow today

at least the roadrunners are keeping the snakes and scorpions away more