Why aren't our characters dating? Alternatively: why are they dating? Second alternative: why should they date?
they are dating because theyre cute and love each other
and if they arent dating then we've made a terrible mistake somewhere
i like how this applies to literally all of them
DAMN RIGHT
u heard it here first volgin id cute,
hes cute with snake at the very least
theyre fucking adorable
snolgins is adorable