this doesn't need context

the username and the picture make it even worse

ah

rescinds my app

IN MY DEFENSE

IF YOU GOOGLE SIGMA KLIM, ZERO DARK THIRTY

(ok that is nut the real game name)

THIS is a thing????

DON'T TURN THIS ON ME

I've suffered enough

this is your plurk.

icki. ...

LAUGHS

I swear icki... it's not... what it looks like..... .. . . . . . . . . ....

I've explained...

I STAND AS A WTINESS...

it wont load for me and i feel thats for the best

don't worry about it.

I wont dont worry

plurk doing god's work hiding my greatest burden

thanks mobile

its keeping this plurk as god intending: ickishaming

I'm glad that at least on mobile the image preview centers on "asher's"

it's its own cw:

it's jizz on sigma's hand

oh wait, anne, which image isn't loading for you

??????

It's blood!!!!!!!!

god!!!!!

the one thats jizz on sigmas hand presumably

BLOOD

nuggy juice

kath

K A T H

i'm

icki??????????

nuggy juice im blocking each and every 1 of u

I did nothing

you gave them a platform

fuck i forgot this was a thing

never 4get

its been so long since we roasted sigma

STOP

GOD I FORGOT

28 INCHES

i'm not correcting that typo

28 INCHES

50 INCHES

GET OFF MY 28 INCH DICK JAY

too many inches

FUCK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

ilu nomo

the first thing

u get when u google sigma klim

"sigma klim 18 inches"

Yeah it's important

Okay

yes

people gotta know what they're dealing with

#blessed

tfw your character's dick size is word of god but you still don't know what he went to college for

ALKSDJFSLKJ WAIT SERIOUSLY

what do you think he majored in nemo?

I'm always torn between something comp sci related or genetics but only because those are the two relevant topics of his character

i was going to ask if he majored in cs actually

!!! tho i can see either, that's cute omg... he's a science nerd

I've always hc'd him a huge science buff but honestly what if he was just like....................... a humble english major.... thrust into learning like 4 different scientific practices

no he's a science nerd

tbh I'm just gonna commit to cs right now.

no more shrug emoji

he def reminds me of a few frat boys i knew who were also cs majors

i can name one in particular right off the top of my head

omg

like well meaning but still somewhat garbage

sounds about right

sometimes word of god gives great knowledge

sometimes word of god tells you about dick length and underpants choices

I suffer for my art

S m h