I'll do a lighter one for Rincewind tomorrow maybe, when I get my focus back
honestly Sam's could have gone on for so long, what a shifty shifter
points to chilton's phone contacts
how did he know
he used his shrinky dink prowess
totally read that as "shrinky dick"
points to church
reaches for
I'll need shrinky dink compensation first
i already tagged!
I'll let you off the hook this time
>)
JFC sam
I wonder if that's something Sam could shift into
yes
headcanon accepted
There's a big fishtail in his office where he can go and unwind sometimes and be a sea dick
chilton walks in to that office one day, unannounced, and sam isn't there. worst of all -- he cannot BELIEVE how sam leaves his weird dildos floating in tanks of water
there's no better way to relax
unsanitary
A seanis
god I can picture that scene so easily
put that seanis back
just don't poke it
Someone asks to speak to the manager
During designated seanis time
they get directed to what appears to be a dildo in a tank
v offensive
sam committed a dildoNT
