it's that time of year again to indiscriminately drag sigma even more than usual

there are shittier dads

but not many

people who do not deserve cake today

be nicer to your son, sigma

remember that time when sigma was like "now that i have biological children i know what unconditional love feels like" while his robot and clone children cried in the future

clones aren't people

remember

I don't make the rules

god

omg

wait he's a dad.

LAUGHS

........ yes icki.

like half the characters in the series are sigma's children

brings this back

gOD

LOOK THEY DON'T COUNT IF YOU MET THEM WHEN THEY'RE YOUR AGE

YOU CAN STILL HIT ON THEM

I hate this series

maybe if you kept it in your pants none of this would have happened, sigma

MAYBE there's a universe out there where he did

go live in that one asshole

i refuse to believe that there is a single universe where sigma can keep it in his pants

there has to be, it's science fact

maybe just one

but it's out there

the history sigma's dick abandoned...

the only history god didn't abandon...

GOD

I FUCKING FORGOT THAT LINE

why didn't akane just go back and kill sigma

THAT TIMELINE WAS SUCH A DISASTER

because akane can't do things that make sense

god how the fuck could I forget "I NOW UNDERSTAND WHAT UNCONDITIONAL LOVE IS"

how could I forget how terrible that was in context of old sigma

shoves kyle under a rug

shoves SIGMA under a rug

kyle who is that sorry my memory must be going in my old age

sigma: ooh, a button

kyle:

i'm pretty sure i've actually seen an edit of that with sigma

I have too I just didn't want to dig for it...

your sugar sits untouched;, 5kidsentertainment: sigma klim, winne... alternately

god

icki's fled this plurk

goodbye icki

thank god

she doesn't need to know

I'm crying

icki's talking to me

she'll be back dw

no...........

MY MOTIVES ARE COMPLEX, FATHER

your motives are that you're a dick, delta

he's a complex dick

runs in the family

it's true sigma's dick is complex

also look at least the sigma I play pushes kyle under the rug because he met him when they were both 22 and that's fucking weird you don't process that in 20 minutes

maybe that's the reason he continues to push kyle under the rug for the next 45 years

"I'LL WORRY ABOUT HIM LATER" sigma tells himself

and then whoops

it's true he could have shot himself in the foot there

sounds like a sigma thing to do

"I know I gotta make this dude exist eventually" probably throws off your fatherly instincts

that an excuse though, no

Sigma: If you’re saying I play favorites, you’re wrong. I love all my children equally.
[Earlier that day]
Sigma: I don’t care for Kyle.

I'm glad that dragging sigma can still summon you britt

i'm always here to roast sigma

good

but also another year of lamenting I'll never get to play with a k