it gives me nothing that I truly need, and everything I don't

As you deserve

this plurk's for shitting on my canon not on me

I'm equal opportunity

por que no los dos

oh my god

sometimes creators give you good character tidbits

sometimes they give you dick measurements

and childhood memories involving magic talking cats

I think I missed that one, tell me more

there's a solid 90% of me that wants to believe they were just hallucinations that either influenced or justified his cat pun tic because this universe doesn't need talking cats

do you not know the talking cats..............

TALKING CATS

ze is a treasure tbh

I hate it

I may have forgotten about them?? it has been a crazy long time since I played vlr

it's sort of in a weird hazy blur

in preschool sigma got blessed by cats with the ability to understand and speak with them, on the grounds he never told anyone about it, so he immediately got excited and told someone obviously, so the cats cursed him to speak in cat puns

..............................

sigma.

like

I hate how I'm not even surprised, sort of?

like that's nonsense but

dr. sigma "NO WE HAVE TO PUSH THIS BUTTON" klim

there has not been nearly enough button pushing in futuro, where is he supposed to direct his impulses

clearly you gotta cash in your coins

for the opportunity for sigma to press buttons that he shouldn't

oh my god

akane: I think this button opens the airlock
sigma: (SWEATS NERVOUSLY)

FKJDSGJH

sigma if we die in space we die for real