Gonna do it! Gonna write things!
god bless carrot, the purest child
I was so glad those two got to meet
when opportunity knocks, Rincewind yells "Bugger off" through the door
carrot an Upstanding Citizen
someone should play Carrot
when do you want rincewind to get his lapdance(s)
he was my first journal character an age ago /heart hands
just pick him up again, Brooklyn. Just play like 8 characters you can totally do it
imagine this tho: you pick up Carrot, so Rock of course has to play Vimes
itd probably just happen magnetically
regardless as to whether rocks read as far as watchmen books
"just play Jorah but as more bitterly angry than sad"
his motto should just be his bare ass
The Only Politician You've Seen Naked
he could ask Dany for advice
imagine the tabloids and power couple headlines
danys advice like burn your enemies to the ground if they don't submit to you. alternatively: guest appearance on this morning panel show
that's a good alternate suggestion
ps would u be into me putting up a log fo us if i manage between work emails

i found rincewind if he was chaotic neutral
I mean he has been to and escaped hell, so this is canon appropriate
i read a book with vimes and carrot and i think vissini or something
also "blue eyed bastard" i like it
rincewind has a pet name for mib
it only seemed fair to return the favor

interior design for sam
wow that actually took me a moment to notice
looks more like a Raina/Chilton theme to me
and while we're recommending things
hoshizoku
I almost typed 100$. Which is also an amount she agrees about.
ok bt can sam please use the grudgate dogs in a commercial for why he should be ambassador
oh hi he says, standing up naked in the midst of 14 dogs
depending on which whip or carrot baelish uses, chilton might even publicly endorse sam
withpanache: EXCELLENT Sam will have brought a picnic, watch out y'all it's about to get cute as hell in here
cyanidetimes: things Sam would never ever let Chilton forget
jon snow's never had a real shower in his life
oh! did you still want sam to do therapy with chilton, or should we push that into july?
yes, I do! Nearly forgot that one, I can add a starter for that to Chilton's open log tomorrow if that works for you

I love this
rincewind, eternal person c
best part: Rincewind automatically fills the person C slot, so it's like a Mix 'n Match game for the other two
eventually he will be drunk enough to awkwardly apologize for his dream self
looking forward to that conversation
push chiltons head into toilet
someone get jorah a case of wizzard browns
rincewind is gonna try and get a keg for sure
i doubt jorah will ever mention it but he suggested they burn that safehouse to hide whatever rincewind was trying not to have a panic about in front of jaime
Rincewind will tell him the full story of that the next time they drink
this last time was probably him just bitching about blue-eyed bastards and vending machines
and possibly a little sobbing over a lost houseplant he'd been keeping in his office
oh he also probably told him casually about being a librarian in Baelish's new library
baelishs library probably wont charge him for bleeding on the books
especially if rincewind is in charge
that sounds like a terrible idea
i just imagine jorah purposefully heading to the library after a brawl
rubbing his open wounds on the books
the bloody books he has now are the ones he had when he SAVED CHILTON
that's how you get a papercut on top of everything else

example
i was about to link a real bear pin-up, but thought better of it.
yeah that could get hairy

to threaten rincewind with inspiration
a motivational poster for the break room
did that come out of a generator or a terrible translator tho damn

looks at rincewind
catering to your character tastes tbh
that's a saying Chilton mistakenly believes

/slides another one in here for good measure
goal for tonight is tagging into the two logs lovingly put up for my characters
Fanport things will be this weekend
also have I misunderstood the clone plot event thing, does anyone know, are the clones active and available for amok running?
it's in the relationship manual!
hm hm I was gonna have Sam do his campaign announcement tonight but I think I'm too low on brain power. Perhaps little tags and Preacher instead.