also I remembered halfway through filling this out how much I hate astrology

I have never known a Capricorn who likes tradition

My sign is wrong so I'm rebelling against it

Capricorns typecast as anal misers, so unfair

Hmmm that sounds fun

Saving all the anals for yourself I see

hoarding them

like a dragon with very specific tastes

Capricious tastes maybe

heeeeey

quick make a list

1. No

i'll count it