time to Hide

gotta go back underground

this can only either blow over, explode immediately, or come back to bit me in the ass in 3 months

oooh man i hate fandoms like that

its multifandom actually. just a general fandom comm. but there are some people there that despise me and made a huge fucking stink about me being there once and so i openly said id leave

bc its always over really dumb shit like Having The Wrong Kind Of Fun

i stayed gone a while but ive been slowly sneaking back

nah honestly its just this one troll thats hated me for like half a decade

they just manage to troll well enough to get other people rowdy too

oh dang jeez that blows dude, people take their shit too seriously

its a funny story tbh

and it's always over some inconsequential petty shit like dogg

dogg nobody outside of this small tribe of nerds on the internet is gonna care that byrd did a fandom thing u don't like

(talking to the ppl who spread this shit, not u)

you see, once upon a time there was a homestuck comm on livejournal called mspanonmeme

i was occasionally a namie there

nd i very quickly got someone who always got really riled up by seeing me and would always make their distaste known

not that i ever attached my name to anything but earnest harmless stuff?

they just got really mad at me for existing. originally they just hated namies and i was the most frequent one

but the livejournal was taken over by russians and also the only mod ditched and the comm became borderline unusable due to codetrolls

so someone made a sequel comm on dreamwidth, hsanonmeme

and shortly after its inception, i was messaged on my dw account (which had the same name as my lj, i think id even transferred it from lj) by the new admin, who wanted to hire me as a mod

they thought i seemed like id be trustworthy, and i was online a lot

and there was an especially determined troll always around making a stink about Trash Males or something

i accepted and got modded and boy was my troll MAD

they made a HUGE stink over it, and anything that ever went against their tastes on the comm, was blamed on me

even when we had other mods, i always got the flak

its been years now tho, like 5? hsanonmeme is pretty dead now, and most of its members have moved on to a different multifandom anon comm

d i started posting there too (one of the former hsanon mods moderated this new comm, too(

of course my troll was there and they still find ways to pin things on me and make a stink at my presence

there was also a lot of wank about the mods on that comm and it was relentless

one day some anons got the idea to make a discord server, and the mods joined too, and for some fucking reason this was just UNACCEPTABLE to a small, loud, angry group

there was days and days and days of wank about the discord server

and it inevitably came around to me and, consequently, alana

alana said something she shouldnt have, and even though she received a warning, the tanti-byrd troll and anti-chat trolls teamed up to make a MASSIVE stink about it, i also called out some of the trolls and they twisted everything i said into weird bullshit

and started trolling relentlessly about how alana and i made the place ~unsafe~ or something

to shut them up, alana and i agreed to bail

and we did!

but lately weve maybe been... sneaking back... because its a fun place to shitpost sometimes

and i just anonfailed :U

also they still wank about me even though ive been gone for ages

even if they couldnt blame current wanks on me, they managed to blame past ones on me

including accusing me of doing things im opposed to doing??

recently they even tried to accuse me of being the very troll i was originally modded on hsanon to cull...

its sad and weird how obsessed they are, but theyre really, really good at making a stink and theyre very, very determined

theyve been like this for YEARS, they are plenty capable of making a comm unusable to get what they want

so... this will either be missed and blow over, blow up immediately, or blow up in 3 months

jesus

y e a h

jesus... what's wrong with people

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

so far so good

aside from some people seeing my anonfail and making a teasing "saw that anonfail lol" post and someone who probably didnt recognize me saying it was "some random birdoposter" no one has cared

im sure my hate troll would figure out it was me who anonfailed if they saw that teasing but hopefully they wont

relatedly its hilarious what i anonfailed on

someone on this comm was asking about seitan, some weird gluten free food or something?

and i posted

'[vegan black metal chef voice] HAIL SEITAN'

omg

A+ response tho

thank u i like to think im funny

ahahaha

i would hope by now most people wouldn't remember or care, especially if they were new to the comm

youd be surprised, the hate troll has managed to wank about me as recently as a couple weeks ago

on the other hand theres also some ppl who know me by name by now, mostly through the new comm, that dont hat my guts and just associate me as "that earnest mgs and metro poster"

yeah, 5 years is an awful long time to be holding a grudge

it rly is