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snowe finding his clothes in ris' laundry

"hey w-wait, this is my- is this where that m-missing shirt went??"

i'm sure mukky would be pleased

ris is a wardobe thief

stealing snowes nice shirts

on the other hand, mukky sees another guys shirt in ris' laundry basket and his mind cants handle it

kini

ruh-roh

realistically it's probably a case of laundry getting mixed up, but

he still can't help but cry on the inside

no, ris just steals snowe's clothes... and sometime's jeb's hoodies

(he has like 50000 he won't miss one, right)

boyfriend's clothes are too far away to reliably steal...

he would massively prefer his own clothes getting stolen!?

additiomal mukky smallminded [aaaaaa]s: meeting up with ris, who is wearing a purloined mens shirt, most likely snowe's

why does he live far away...!

but consider: ris preferring snowe and jeb's clothes because again, machias is tol

therefore his clothes are probably too big

mukky probably like: girlfriend in boyfriends clothes is hot... girlfriend in OTHER DUDES CLOTHES LESS SO [mukkywhycon]

snowe is also tol, though, and jeb wears baggy everything

Ris would swim in his clothes wouldn't she

so anything she steals is still Huge on her

he's such a typical guy with typical insecurities sigh...

- god hang on i need to go through my twitter for a fanart i saw earlier

mukky pls

no one is on their way to steal ur girl

snowes 5'8 and most of his clothes are long, but theyre fitted for skinny so theyll be long but not baggy on ris

everyone either has a girl

or they're gay af

I can't believe Leon is taller than Ris

Leon is barely taller than Smol Pink

fie is roughly ris' size, give or take

also: machias in fie's clothes is HILARIOUS

mukky in short shorts is even mote enjoyable than i couldve imagined

I enjoy the fact that his boxers hang out

and that they have hearts

snowe would wash them too, mukky

but also omg Ris he's a head taller than you

YEAH

do you see why she'd be salty at leon complaining that cas is tall...

CAS IS 5'10

how tall is mukky

Cas is even taller than Snowe

...i think that's exactly how tall kini headcanons him as

cas u giant shrink

5'10"

SO THEN Y SO SALTY

Leon is 5'2.5"

BECAUSE LEON IS TALLER THAN SHE IS AND HER GIANT IS THE SAME HEIGHT?

as his giant

how tall is ris

so like. HE HAS NO RIGHT TO COMPLAIN

4'11"

...

holy shit Ris

she is very small

there is smol and then smoll

Ris is a smoll

rofl yes, machias was not meant for smol clothing

wait this means Smol Pink is taller

yes.

holy fuck everyone is taller than her???

Mukky give some of ur tol to ur smol ffs

there are precisely 0 people in maf shorter than her that i know of, yes

if you think that's bad, i previously headcanoned him as 5'11"!

give ur inches 2 ris

before looking at the chart and realizing jusis was just barely taller, so i bumped him back down

still my favorite thing

or like idk give her stilts or something

karurun: ...i will assume you meant height inches

KJSDF:SDF:;

Mukky would cockblock himself before he gave her those inches

the only thing keeping machias from getting laid is himself, it's true

it rly is

EVEN WHEN I MADE A MUKKY SIM

HE STILL DID IT

I HAD TO PUSH AND PROD FOR HIM TO HOLD HER HAND

i mean

meanwhile Cas and Nikkari made out with everyone

the sim is being true to the character he's based off of

Snowe and Xiri being all over each other

Proto burning down the dorm

LEON WAS GETTING LAID MORE THAN MUKKY

LEON

i mean, canon

p much

that was me in the Sims

MUKKY FOR THE LOVE OF

even when they got engaged he was just v IDK IF I' MSURE

it's like he was gonna back out

i still love the idea though of snowe being all ??!?! at finding his missing clothes in ris' laundry

yes...

"s-so uh. w-why was my shirt in your laundry?"
"i liked it and it's mine now."
"um????"

Ris writes her name on the care instructions tag

but riiiiis that was his comfy shirt with the thumbholes in the sleeves

"you can buy another" - Ris, probably

RIIIIIS

THAT CAME FROM HIS WORLD 8(

just go back there and buy another or go on amazon or something

amazon has everything

but he stuck in nexus

well then amazon

she wouldn't actually do that... she'll give it back if he asks nicely...

...and then swipe it again later

they dont have clothes tailored in norin and sabine on amazoon

omg ris pls

he stopped wearing it!

no need to let perfectly good clothes go to waste

rite

he'll notice eventually and ask for it back and she'll give it back and it'll be fine!

it's just trading!!

trading is when u give something in return

inb4 snowe in ris' skirt

xiri asked very nicely for a skirt in exchange for that shirt

the truth revealed: ris hasnt been raiding snowes wardobe herself, she has a diplomatic trade deal with xiri

absolutely

it started as her raiding his wardrobe herself but then xiri caught her one day and then a trade deal began

oh my god

insert weird cat grin here

actual cheshire cat grinner xiri

i love this plurk

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