Oh Clem, you have become such a hardass my poor baby I am sorta sorry for all the mean choices I made in the previous two games.

it sad again?

I Don't know yet, havent gotten that far. But probably.

Aw. Yeah. Sad.

Son of a bitch. Barely into the goddamn game and it pulls this sad shit on me.

And goddamn they pulled a "fuckin what?? No goddamnit no you fuckers" moment already. First goddamn episode.

Also ohno what Clem has boobies? But she is a little girl! It's Karin all over again! I don't like this!

No, whiny teenage boy! You are not allowed to angst and get your nasty pubescent hormones all over Clem! Back off grossfacr.

They best be leaving room for Jesus when they sittin in the back of that car.

Yay! There's Jesus!

Always trust Jesus, I guess.

Boo, main guy, why do you wanna get with your sister in law? Jesus is right there!

is loving jesus legal yet

Nvm, Jesus busted my balls over my murderin' ways. I unship him.

Things I wanted from this game: zombie fightin', politicin', Clementine being badass, fuzzy puppies

Things I did NOT WANT BUT GOT ANYWAY: EXPLAINING TO CLEMENTINE WHY SHE SUDDENLY STARTED BLEEDING IN A WOMANLY WAY

"I am bleeding. But why, Hispanic Pete Rose?" "uh."

"Uh. Blossoming. Womanhood. Here are pads. Uh."

That's...hmm.

I... It just... Little girl!

I never expected or wanted this!

Aw gross stop flirting you two childrens

Did she get her period just so she could get a boyfriend?

Gross, I hope not

"Teehee, the kids have crushes on each other!" "I DON'T LIKE IT."

Yay! Boy left! Oh goddamnit now I have to go after him.

For young love reasons or to keep him from being eating by zombies?

Because he is my nephew.

AND I GOT BIT THANKS YOU FUCK oh wait no I guess I didnt get bit just a long death scene

No, Jesus. It is too late to flirt with me.

Bustin' my balls like that, then yiu expect to hop up on 'em now that you have a pretty horsey and fancy body armor WAIT NO WHY DID I JUST GIVE THE CHILDREN MY BLESSINGS?

Did Jesus distract you?

Damnit, Jesus!

And now to wait a billion years until season 4.