and dare i say succeeded

no hat option, can you believe it

he's beautiful

I enjoy the man bun a little too much on him

god, I just make the most insane looking dads

that shirt

BEAUTIFUL

I LOVE IT

i'm going to assume that's how rincewand styles himself in game

omg yas

headcanon accepted

omg perfect

hes so sassy

perfect

Oh oh yes. LOVE him.

yep it's definitely Rincewind

WOW.

"God was also a bush one time." you fuckin tell him, Rincewind

ok but Mat is clearly the Hottest Dad

I mean Robert's a close second

but damn

Mat is totally the Hottest Dad

I feel like you should put magic isn't real rincewind Joseph on the tumblr

He reminds me of Pickles XD

cyanidetimes: DONE

reblogged

i have some discworld fans following me they BETTER REBLOG

am i tumblr famous yet

yes

finally I can quit my job

you should do that anyone and move up here

any...way*

anyone

I mean it's clearly a sign

first and foremost in the rincewind tag

your cronw

crown

i had ONE PORT

and now you're overboard

(ba dum tish)

you know who else likes nautical puns it's JOSEPH

I have yet to get his glowing-eye ending, but I did have sex with him on his yacht.

such a rincewind move

living up to his name

look there's just something about men with yachts

you don't say

I ship Joseph and rincewind. Ship. Get it. Ah hah. Hah