This is a good meme holy shit

ty the dads inspired me

for sam: good end, sam suffers a psychotic breakdown and chilton gets to keep him in his hospital indefinitely while writing about the MONSTER ELECTED INTO OFFICE

bad end, sam acquires higher office power and has federal jurisdiction over chilton's grant-dependent hospital and gets to be chilton's governmental boss basically

damn Chilton

for rincewind: good end, they are the best of friends and possess a deep loyalty for each other and rincewind tells jorah TO HIS FACE how he likes chilton so much more

bad end, rincewind realizes how fucked up chilton actually is beneath that smarmy exterior, all pathetic and sad and lonely, and ABANDONS HIM for jorah -- betrayal

SO honestly the Bad End is something happening to cause a fall-out or something from home catching up with them and getting one of them killed. The Good End is ending up together after all this time. Though, she's sure neither will actually happen and has planted her happy ass in Neutral End territory.

awwwwww, Rincewind would never abandon his good pal

good

but Sam would a b s o l u t e l y Regular That Shit all to hell, xoxo

bad sam

Regulate*

Sam For President Of All Of Chilton's Things 2017

shakes straitjacket at him

not until it comes in jean

imagine: governor merlotte

chilton would outright move if sam turned his eye to Pennsylvania

hkmmurph: awwwwwww, Sookie. :[ honestly, it's amazing they've been lucky enough to avoid any fallouts in MoM so far, he's been enjoying their shared peace

cyanidetimes: the only thing that might save him is it's too damn cold

well, he would live in

chill town

also funny how Rincewind's CR endings with Chilton now both involve Jorah

chilton is jealous for no reason

Look, when you ignore all the weird universal differences anf there are no power hungry groups of magical assholes running around, it's amazing how peaceful things can be

I mean, the man can pull off an ascot, that's a threatening power

She's just happy to have someone good here rather than, like, Bill or Andy or something.

and you don't have HBO as your show producer causing conflict for no reason

god, Bill. Sam and Bill would fight first night, guaranteed

Or a writer going "you know what this needs? More corpses"

a Sam and Bill fight would make the tabloids the next day guaranteed and it would be life affirming

but then all the love triangle import news stories would follow

and sookie would basically be back in bon temps again

at rincewind

If Only

honestly he probably would privately enjoy some sesame street

even while scoffing at all the sharing and caring and bad-people-maybe-just-need-hugs-too

Except this time worse because here they put your face on a shitty fanfic book

ooooh

hound aesthetic

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