But it is so tiny and new and I dunno, I'd be worried about it going kerflooey like the danged Purge game if I apped.

Superstitious? Me? Never.

Sos I can look at it laterer

Who would I take? Soldier would be hilarious. He's loud (bad during zombietimes i guess?) and his preferred weapon is a rocket launcher (see previous)

But holy fuck, it'd be great for him to have to come to grips with the whole "no respawn, one life to live!" idea. And Solly+ cell phones would be amazing.

Not to mention going from 197..3? To 2025...

But on the other hand: there are TWD characters and will probably be more and I managed to get myself an excellent John Winchester journal name...

"Negan?!?!" "No but if you pricks don't stop asking me that while trying to kill me I am gonna bash your heads in," oh you.

Even more hilarious idea: 21.

On the other hand, human!Ulquiorra. Giving 0 shits about whether or not he dies (again), 0% afraid of the undead. Gets bit, takes off his own damn arm/leg.

I like how all my options are either zombie slaying badass or comic relief.

Hot shir, imagine if I actualy fleshed out the Trec account. And since nonhumans get humanised...

A trex trapped in a human's body. Roara at the undead with pitiful human vocal cords. Bites them.

"Sue, use this knife!" RRRRRRRRR. "Use your words!"

Aw, she'd probably get put down right quick though. They'd think she was a zombie first time she settled an argument by biting someone's face

"No! I will distract the zombies so you can all run! Accept my sacrifice!!" "we can't lose you! The group needs you!" "RRRRRRRRRRRchomp"

I realise that my Trex is probably not an appable character but fuck me that would be fun.

Alas, upon rereading the rules it seems the zombie game will not be playing host to Sue, the humanised Tyrannosaurus Rex. Although the FAQ says no talking animals...

Maybe a nontalking animal is ok? LOOPHOOLE naw but seriously I know I can't actually do this.

I saw a link to that game and almost pointed it out to you, but was also worried if it was barely clinging to life and one too small app cycle away from "lol see ya!"

Yeah, that is a worry. Hm.

The Purge game hurt us, SeeMe.

We're wounded.

RP related emotional injuries.

Although it is a plus not having to wait for apps to open.

She says, as if she has a clue who to app.

Do you have anyone who is both a zombie slaying badass and comic relief?

... no?

Damn. I thought that would be the easy answer.

If only!

I guess I'll start some apps, see which one I finish first. A race to see who if anyone gets apped!

If only there could be a dinosaur in the race.

Alas.

Well, I've narrowed it down to John, 21 or Ulquiorra now. i don't think Soldier would do so well there. Or would he... Goddamnit I guess I haven't actually eliminated Solly yet.

But I want to bring Soldier there less than I do the other three, so that is something?

Do I really want to play John? Kinda yes a lot. Do I wanna cross into being That Much Of A Supernatural Fan? What would I do with him? Apart from the obvious lulz of him being

Mistaken for Negan and the hope that he and Negan could meet face to face...

Hmm. He isn't much of a team player. Not the kind of dude you'd want around in a zombee apocalypse situation. But he does have pretty good survivability skills.

...Provided that the Yellow Eyed Demon ain't around.

So John is something of a 50/50 split. Yeah, playing him would be fun but what do with a Winchester when the only(?) supernatural thing is one of the few popular monsters that

Aren't actually in the show?

21. First, when would I take him from? Super sad still seeing ghosties or confused S.P.H.I.N.X member? Or back to henching, only without his imaginary ghost pal?

Although 21 is kind of a nice split between badass and goofball. More goof than hardcore zombie hunter, but yeah. But is a post-apocalyptic world really the best for anyone from Venture bros?

21 could result in some great nerd conversations about zombies.

It could indeed!

But that's not really helpful to survival.

No. I mean, unless they... No, I can't really think of any situation where it might be a helpful thing.

Improving morale?

Or annoying someone so much that they fight particularly viciously during the next zombie attack to get out their aggression?

"Hey, at least they don't explode at you!" "yeah that is helpful, thanks butterfly man."

Ha!

"We are ready to expand our town. Everyone, go to the Nerd." "Why?" asks the newcomer, "Does he know a lot about the zombies?"

"No, but by the time you're done talking to him you'll be so pissed off you'll forget to be scared."

And then there's Ulquiorra. He would be human, so there's that. That's a lot of story there.

Plus, he could be a total zombie slayin' badass. Also wtf predictive text thing? How do you get basses from badass?

But again, same thing as with John: Ulquiorra isn't exactly a social butterfly. Of course the whole "me not understand how be human" thing could be a good way to thrust (teehee) him into interaction with others

He would be the coldest bass killer.

The Real Question: Bass as in fish or bass as in music instruments?

I was leaving it up to you.

I don't think this is a decision I can make. Pretty sure I need to visit a wise hermit who lives in a secluded cave or something for the answer.

Make one of your cats roll a die.

Although the last time I tried this decision making method, my cats failed me and ignored it.

Or tried to pick it up in her mouth.