aka we lost Great Grandma Jenny (the family banshee) because the mystic got annoyed the vampire lord wasn't grateful enough when she pulled out a stake that was pinning him to the wall so she set him on fire... with radiant energy.

And he'd been using Jenny as a food source so when he started taking damage he... gobbled her up.

haganenomore: He was an evil vampire bent on taking over Ireland. I just wanted Jenny back. So I would have said anything to get her free but I wasn't planning on letting her go.

Him go.

Mystic is under the impression that Jenny will be fine because she's a ghost/spirit thing.

I .... pulled out my gamma ray vapor bomb and tossed it at the vampire and it went boom.

The Mystic is very lucky that I'm not a PvP sort of person otherwise I would have tossed it in a place where she would have gotten hit.

Actually, apparently, she would have gotten hit anyway if she didn't manage to get away.

Welp.

Yeah. I am going to totally get at the Mystic next time (once I'm conscious again) about this whole "wait until you free the damn hostage before setting him on fire" thing.

And yes, I realize setting him on fire feels good but if he's making happy noises that you're setting him on fire... maybe you shouldn't?

...Meanwhile, my mind just took that straight to the gutter...

snorts I don't blame you.