WHY IS THERE NO CHEESE SPREADING STICK IN MY HANDI SNACKS

WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME TO DIP MY CRACKERS IN THE CHEESE, HANDI SNACKS

AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME TO USE THE PLASTIC STICK

JUST SHOVE 'EM IN AND EAT 'EM UP

EXCUSE ME

MY CHILDHOOD DEPENDS ON THE STICK

MY CHILDHOOD WAS ME IGNORING THE STICK

BECAUSE WHAT-EVER