I usually get both during hellweek so then it's a game of "is this period or stomach ache"

my uterus wigging out usually stresses my intenstines and makes them wig out too

yep mine too, friend

mine too...

tfw u sit on the pooper long enough to make your butt hurt in attempt to squeeze out all ur poop but hardly anything comes out, and you wait and wait and wait and nothing...

nd then 5 minutes after you get up and return to your life suddenly your bet is primed and ready to fire