My ex got married a month ago and only got 51 likes on Facebook (for those of you who don't use it much, that is BAD. Marriages should get 100 EASY)

A friend of mine got 88 likes for a year anniversary of not smoking a cigarette

DON'T GET ME WRONG! I'm SUPER stoked for my friend and she deserves every like and then some for quitting and staying off them, but holy shit, I'm having my petty party right now.

It's not a matter of they lack friends either. They both should have made that 100 mark. I know life isn't about Facebook likes, but metrics are metrics