gush about your bitch child

first is Siren whom we affectionately call "Miss Fluff"

she's the goodest of girls

always wanting the pets

and love and affection

and effectively getting my attention blocked because of my possessive child :|

she technically belongs to knighted but due to meanie the butt hole allergies of megasquip

tantei and I have her 5ever unless she has to go visit her mommy because we have stuff happening at our apartment

poor thing is all "NOOOO DON'T PUT ME IN THE CURSED BOX" and it's as adorable as it is sad

I ought to take pictures of when she has to stay in the crate. its so pathetic

and here are more siren pictures before I head to the next cat

knighted: she's so saaaaaaaaaaad how could we do that to her

it does make me feel bad but

le shrug, what can you do

next is Ren:

affectionately called Mister Kitten

my cousin called me up on night right before I left work, went "THERE'S A CAT HERE AT YOUR MOM'S PLACE AND HE'S STARVING COME HERE AND LOOK" so I did

and Ren was the skinniest of cats of prolly 6 months with a slight limpy walk

took him in, got him checked out to find his hip had been cracked but it had healed

and he used to cuddle with me a lot but then closer to when we moved out to the new place he stopped cuddling me 8(

but he also curled up in the most inconvenient of places like between my legs

and I actually roll around a fair bit so

he also gave us the biggest scare by swallowing a long string of tinsel that had been in the living room

throwing up and being lethargic and I almost had a massive break down because my cat was super sick due to having to take him to both the vet and the emergency care clinic

it prolly didn't help that this was during the day when no one was home so it was all up to me but UGH STUPID MISTER KITTEN GIVING ME A FUCKING HEART ATTACK

ren is also the longest of cats I've ever seen

as you can see in the first picture, sprawled out he's as long as a door way from from paw to back paw

this is him in casual loaf form and me using my arm as a measuring tool

and this is him right now, judging me from his perch while I make this plurk from bed

and now

the final cat

the fattest of the three

the most possessive

and cuddliest cat

the cat I love the mostest, Marble:

the cat I never shut up about even though she's possessive and territorial and the biggest of bitches to everyone else

she went from this tiny little thing that tantei brought home while I was in the Philippines to this cat who seems to get fatter every day no matter how little wet food we give her.

she tolerates Siren from a distance and if she gets too close she starts growling at her. usually when Siren is about a foot or so away

the first one is marble giving Siren a look. the second is to show how big my cat is and the last two are the rare opportunities to see all three cats in one area and not getting upset at each other

tbf tho, the last pic they all have a common enemy: the vet

marble takes every opportunity to cuddle with me while I'm in bed

in fact, she's right next to me at this very moment

oh look, it's Siren

in a RARE MOMENT OF YAWNING

but yes Marble is very particular with who can be in her presence, who can touch her etc etc

I am the only one out of our group of friends who can successfully rub her belly and not get my hand ripped off five seconds later

and I have no idea how I became her favorite person, but I am

and she's my precious little cuddle baby and I love her

what

she is such a monster and i have no idea what her deal is

I really don't know either

I had a cat who was like that

he mellowed out a lot in his old age

like, enough that my fam didn't know what kind of cat he was anymore, lol