Oh no oh no I've forgotten how to write smut, it's been too long. To pornhub I go for researchin'!
Pornhub is not as helpful as I'd hoped.
But hey, there's a lesbian version of the "plumber come to clean the pipes" porn trope? Neat.
there a lesbian version of sexy pizza man?
NO I NEED TO STOP GETTING DISTRACTED
But what would the female equivalent of "Did somebody order sausage?" be?
"And here's the seafood pizza. 
With extra clam?"
With extra clam?"
Wait!
Taco pizza!
Perfect!