a day late and a dollar short, which is how I do

getting to tags now, and watch this space for Sam's starter in the clean-up log

I loved reading all the other characters' dating sims, I'm honestly disappointed this isn't a real game I can play

and here's Sam weighing in on the news

I LOVE THIS

I hope Sookie's playing it

just maybe not on her phone at work

well *someone* clearly didn't get the Good End

Absolutely

Out of deeply morbid curiosity

Sam has faith in her ability to get the Good End

smug sam

add some sunglasses and you have the look down pat

adorable

and intimidating!!

pinches his cheeks

which ones

WHAT A GOOD BOY

THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD BRIBE

gotta hand it to the man

but does his badge have a hat

It should

does the badge's hat have "baddge" written on it?

gotta go double on the g

for the aesthetic

preventing those foreseeable "bad d" jokes, i see

Imagine the bribe for voting Baelish as mayor

I'm ahead of the game

the headlines: RINCEWIND, POSSIBLE WIZZARD, GOT SOME BAD D VOTING FOR MAYORAL CANDIDATE BAELISH

he'd miss the joke entirely, being utterly consumed by his offense over that "possible"

at least it doesn't say impossible!

oshit there's an anon meme

better get in there

lookee here

bc sam is mentioned a few times

here's a namedrop for Sam & Rincewind

oshit

help

also

oh man

who says dogs and dragons can't be friends huh???

Sam you're terrible at being anon

yes

I thought this would be for Sam

and I'm so pleased to be surprised

who could that masked stranger be

truly, a mystery

let's turn this into a proper Springer session

my lol

if this were real dany would be so fucking confused

Rincewind

I think I've posted it before but it's still relevant

no rincewind

Sesame Street: True Mud (A True Blood Parody)

Oh my god

i feel like there should be a version in momverse