whether that results in watching the eclipse from a canoe or by the side of the road will probably depend on the traffic

but this should be pretty cool, guys

YEAH

we are joined by the metaphorical blood of eclipse watching

moon sisters

sun sisters

soon sisters

resentful stare from texas

just another reason not to live in texas

HAHAHA

i was going to be like "hey texas has one in 2024" but i agree with hound

you know if you start driving now you'd probably make it here in time, Rock

im drinking so i already failed

godammit rock

well there's always 2024

anyway fingers crossed the eclipse will somehow shift us all out of this shitty alternate universe

thatd be pretty cool

or it will unleash the upsidedown

eclipses are magical, TV taught me that

either way, a change

I WAS ON THE LAKE FOR TOTALITY

IT WAS REALLY COOL

the birds freaked out

and I swear I'm going to return to writing tomorrow, but for now I'm beat

internet is acting up so I'm writing response tags offline. maybe I'll actually get to do a tag bomb!

provided my router eventually shapes up tonight

MYSTICAL LAKE!!!!

IT WAS SUPER MYSTICAL

oh and looks like the problem's on Charter's end, multi-state outage, howaboutthat

what are cable companies really

does science have an answer

I thought it was a series of tubes

still no internet, but jury-rigged a system to transfer text files to my phone so I can c&p log tags from there