Thank you!

A better greeting than this

Jesus christ that... Are you supposed to eat it??

It's covered in frosting... Why? Man that thing is awful.

Is it frosting or cheese?

But there's cherries on it! Who would put cherries on cheese on a headless dogthing?

OK, I missed the cherries.

But I would still answer the question with "the same person who would make a headless dog thing in the first place"