Well, we know Snake is so hot to Jeb that Jeb's pants just mysteriously disappear

snake is Objectively Hot

kojima mandated that his ass be the Best

Ornstein is the hottest to Gwyndio, hahaha

GOOD

FLUFF ORNSTEINS EGO

preenpreen

Ris thinks Snowe is objectively cute does that count

Snake's not at all her type and is also kindasorta dadlike so. no? no. not even a little

artyom's not really her type either but he's not bad looking at all and he's fun to shitpost with at 4am so eeeeh he can have a hot just because

she's kind of legit jealous of gwyndolin's everything so. let's not even go there

and ornstein is a cat you can't call cats hot that's not how that works

ok but cat MAN is very hot. i know bc i carefully sculpted his handsome face with mine own hands and tablet

ris even seen his face though

i have no idea

i don't think she has

therefore he is just a giant shiny cat to her

time to change that

her rating is therefore "is shiny"

let everyone admire that handsome ornery man